And he that blasphemeth the name of Jehovah, he shall surely be put to death; all the congregation shall certainly stone him
-Leviticus 24:16
Trump Goon Says ‘Events of Last Decade’ Prove He Was Sent by God
https://www.thedailybeast.com/stephen-miller-makes-bonkers-claim-about-divine-president/
33 Comments
yesman@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 43d
Yes, you can definitely trust the judgement and historical wisdom of a Jewish white supremacist.
Captain_Patchy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 42d
Sorry, when did the White Supremacists decide that Jews were white and when did they start accepting his directions?
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 41d
Only until they're done murdering some other scapegoat groups first. Then it'll be Fourth Reich time.
wirebeads@lemmy.ca · 35 pts · 43d
My fists would love nothing more than to have 2 minutes with that thing he refers to as a face.
Sunflier@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 43d
To clean his glasses for him? Or, to shove them up his ass?
edgarde@piefed.social · 7 pts · 43d
Don't threaten Miller with a good time.
ryper@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 43d
Is smiting a valid punishment for blasphemy? If "god" would smite some of these assholes I might just become a believer.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 41d
Yeah, it'd be a nice day if that knobhead got smat... uhh, smitten?
Sunflier@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 42d
No smiting. Just stoning.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 43d
Steven Miller was sent by God in the same way God sent the locust plague and the rain of frogs.
erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 42d
Steven Miller is what happens when you bury a dildo in the pet cemetery.
NekoKoneko@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 42d
This is perfect for a needlepoint kitchen hanging.
mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 43d
In a biblical plague sort of way, perhaps
Taleya@aussie.zone · 12 pts · 43d
Like, as a punishment?
DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 43d
It's quite possible to review the events of the last decade—indeed perhaps the last 3 decades—and conclude that there are other explanations for Trump winning with a plurality (not majority) of the popular vote.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 43d
Our nation was cooked the day the SCOTUS ruled on Bush v Gore
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 42d
He actually might be sent by god, actually.
As a punishment or test, like the Flood in Noahs time, like the locusts in Egypt, like the demon sent to Lot.
mechoman444@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 43d
Wait goon as in low tier henchmen?
Or goon as in like... Well you know...
arrow74@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 41d
I feel like the slang will kill the original meaning, but in this case it is both
SpikesOtherDog@ani.social · 1 pts · 43d
I was going to use the the porque no los dos meme, but if has a restraining order against Trump gooners.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 42d
As were locusts and frogs.
Stormy@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 43d
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 41d
At what point does it go from "winking at a monarchy" to "claiming the mandate of heaven."
LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 42d
Can they make up their minds, believe in God, but don't listen to the pope. Riiiiiiiight. I would assume those events to be the wrath of God, if I were inclined to believe in such things.
garbage_world@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 43d
osanna@lemmy.vg · 3 pts · 41d
So he's gonna be the next pope? I don't believe in such things, but holy shit, if trump was sent by god, what did humanity do so wrong that we had to be punished with dumpy?
Wataba@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 42d
To tear down America for being a vile cesspit that is spearheading the death of the planet?
Sure.
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 41d
Off topic, but I just want to bring up that Stephen Miller is married. To all you incels out there: that motherfucker found someone willing to tolerate him, you have no excuse.
Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 41d
Yup Tzeentch really enjoys all the taco days
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 41d
I'm frankly surprised that Trump hasn't been sent plagues of blood, frogs, boils, etc.
Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 41d
He wouldn't learn a thing.
kreskin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 39d
Which god are we talking about here? Is there a god of incels, morons and nazis?
Sunflier@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 39d
All mentioned.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 0 pts · 43d
God did send Lucifer. To hell.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 41d
In the Book of Job, they're hanging out together and coming up with new ways to entertain themselves by fucking with the ant farm.