Yeah, same boat here. Gave the official app a chance mostly out of curiosity for maybe a day but good lord, it was absolute dogshit compared to RIF. Half the features and triple the ads.
He's always been an awful piece of shit but there was a time when he was at least a coherent awful piece of shit.
If you can stomach enough of the fucker to do it, dig up snippets of like one old interview per decade going back into the 80s/90s and you can watch what little mind he had turn to soup in real time.
In addition to that, there's honestly a very real possibility that his mind is gone enough at this point that he can't even really follow instructions anymore without someone physically present and nudging him along like a giant toddler.
Honestly I'm pretty sure physics would do that for you if he tried; the initial plan for that thing included more presidents but the rock was deemed too unstable. And that was with, y'know, actual competent engineers, not whoever the fuck Rapey the Clown would hire for the project.
Tbf I think there's a degree of correlation vs causation at play here. Career politicians who have been in office for literal decades are more likely to be out of touch with how the average person actually lives and newcomers are likely to skew younger.
What we need is fresh blood. The age of the actual politicians is more just a natural consequence of that than the goal.
AccuWeather warns that on Sunday, Washington looks like it will be hit with a “a heavy thunderstorm late in the afternoon,” in which “downpours and lightning could impact the events at the White House.”
Idk, that sounds like absolutely perfect weather for Donnie to go stand in a large open area under a big hastily built metal thing.
Yeah, same boat here. Gave the official app a chance mostly out of curiosity for maybe a day but good lord, it was absolute dogshit compared to RIF. Half the features and triple the ads.
Blanche, leaping out of a coat closet at a random member of congress: "guyinfavoroftheballroomsayswhat"
"...what?"
"See, congress approves! NO BACKSIES!"
Hope they forget to take em off the first time they go to take a piss.
Staffers opening it up like
He's always been an awful piece of shit but there was a time when he was at least a coherent awful piece of shit.
If you can stomach enough of the fucker to do it, dig up snippets of like one old interview per decade going back into the 80s/90s and you can watch what little mind he had turn to soup in real time.
At this point I'm hoping that we can get him pissed off enough to essentially crowd source a stroke.
In the media, to avoid talking about the more serious shit.
On places like lemmy, because humor is a coping mechanism and it's way easier to make jokes about this than the more serious shit.
In addition to that, there's honestly a very real possibility that his mind is gone enough at this point that he can't even really follow instructions anymore without someone physically present and nudging him along like a giant toddler.
That poor amoeba gonna fucking starve
In a biblical plague sort of way, perhaps
Honestly I'm pretty sure physics would do that for you if he tried; the initial plan for that thing included more presidents but the rock was deemed too unstable. And that was with, y'know, actual competent engineers, not whoever the fuck Rapey the Clown would hire for the project.
Tbf I think there's a degree of correlation vs causation at play here. Career politicians who have been in office for literal decades are more likely to be out of touch with how the average person actually lives and newcomers are likely to skew younger.
What we need is fresh blood. The age of the actual politicians is more just a natural consequence of that than the goal.
Maybe black raspberry? Native to much of North America, edible for humans and wildlife, covered in thorns and spreads like a motherfucker.
Unfortunately even while rabid, no one was willing to have Steven Miller in their mouth.
Given the context, maybe married 1/13/2004 and divorced 2022?
Edit: actually, if they married in 2004 they would have been married 22 years this year. Maybe dude just rounded up.
Idk, that sounds like absolutely perfect weather for Donnie to go stand in a large open area under a big hastily built metal thing.