Trump, 80, Derails Kids’ Storytime to Take Shot at Nemesis

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-80-derails-kids-storytime-to-take-shot-at-nemesis-barack-obama/

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SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 55d (5 replies)

“I don’t know if I look good in a bathing suit,” Trump pondered at one point. “I haven’t had a bathing suit in a long time. I’m too busy. It’d be nice.”

No one should ever let this festering pile of disease into any public body of water, if only for the likelihood of fecal contamination.

Just... ugh. How is everything about him the utterly worst it can be.

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 55d (1 reply)

I dunno. I think I'd kinda enjoy seeing him go for a wade in the algae.

mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 55d

That poor amoeba gonna fucking starve

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 55d (1 reply)

People keep letting him around children. It gets worse.

phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 52d

"I'm so proud! Of all the kids there, he chose to rape mine!"

cmbabul@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 55d

Any body of water he sets foot in will turn into one of those oil vats Baron Harkonnen wallows in

DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 16 pts · 55d (1 reply)

Quick search shows that the White House does have a swimming pool.

Certainly Mar-A-Pedo does.

TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 55d

Does it? I know it used to, but they built the current press room over top of it. (The pool is still physically there—they stash A/V equipment down there now, I think. )

Twig@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 55d