Me when I was 14 and trying to save the world with shit I could buy on alibaba literally decades ago.
Turns out grappling hooks are really hard and the rocket skates only worked with solid fuel, which was slightly problematic from a use case perspective and I have no idea how I'm alive.
17 Comments
lemmylump@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 4d
Cruelty is they're goal.
I hope they get rained on and glitch out dead.
dektep@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 4d
their
lemmylump@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d
I hate when I do that. 🙄
mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3d
Hope they forget to take em off the first time they go to take a piss.
AnotherWastedHuman@retrolemmy.com · 20 pts · 4d
Oh, this won't be abused.
santa@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 4d
Quit hitting yourself childhood antics may soon become handy and vital for survival.
PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au · 3 pts · 4d
Its america, you've got a gun. Just shoot them.
And close family of them.
Snowies@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 4d
What kind of looney tunes shit is this
tea_n_typewriters@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 4d
What kind of useless can’t-get-work-anywhere-else fuckwad engineers design this shit? Flock not hiring anymore?
AnotherWastedHuman@retrolemmy.com · 8 pts · 4d
Seems there's a huge market in authoritarian sadists. Capitalists & fascists are creaming themselves on either side of it.
PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au · 8 pts · 4d
Me when I was 14 and trying to save the world with shit I could buy on alibaba literally decades ago.
Turns out grappling hooks are really hard and the rocket skates only worked with solid fuel, which was slightly problematic from a use case perspective and I have no idea how I'm alive.
MantisToboggon@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 4d
Tragic masturbation accident incoming.
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 6 pts · 4d
Gonna be a fun time to wear conductive outer layers of clothing. I wonder how good these gloves' sort circuit protection is...
hoppeduponcoffee@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 3d
All we have to do is ground ourselves.
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 4d
What dystopian sci-fi story did this idea come from?
moldy_rice@piefed.keyboardvagabond.com · 5 pts · 4d
Looking forward to the officers accidentally shocking their nuts when they scratch their balls
hoppeduponcoffee@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 3d
Why am I laughing at this? Is it because reality has become so ridiculously like a dark graphic novel?
Now we’re going to get grope-shocked by idiots who probably shock themselves before they get their hands on us.