AccuWeather warns that on Sunday, Washington looks like it will be hit with a “a heavy thunderstorm late in the afternoon,” in which “downpours and lightning could impact the events at the White House.”
Idk, that sounds like absolutely perfect weather for Donnie to go stand in a large open area under a big hastily built metal thing.
He'll use that as an excuse to stop the whole thing so he can safe face. Oh it wasn't because he is extremely unpopular, a rapist, and a general PoS--- no, it's cause of the rain. Yep.
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mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works · 116 pts · 67d
Idk, that sounds like absolutely perfect weather for Donnie to go stand in a large open area under a big hastily built metal thing.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 39 pts · 67d
In his combover and spray tan.
He’ll look like a drowned weasel.
thefluffiest@feddit.nl · 21 pts · 67d
Please don’t disparage weasels like that. They did nothing to hurt you
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 65d
I’ll have you know I was scratched up by a friend’s “pet” ferret as a kid, and bitten too now that I think about it.
jtrek@startrek.website · 26 pts · 67d
Oh my gosh if he died due to lightning strike we could power the world on the cognitive dissonance from all the evangelicals.
Rekorse@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 66d
"God strikes orange Jesus dead, why has he forsaken us!" -Evangelicals (probably)
Rooskie91@discuss.online · 5 pts · 65d
Could you imagine if he gets struck by lightning? Like literally smitten on live TV. It's so poetic.
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 46 pts · 67d
We only need a few bolts of lightning to really turn the ship around. No, Pete, not those lightning bolts.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · -3 pts · 67d
Both are good.
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 67d
No, there is definitely a set of bolts that are bad
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 66d
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 66d
Right, but "pete" is hegseth, who's a big ol nazi himself, so the bolts are the Nazi SS lightning bolts. The joke is much less fun this way.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 66d
CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 67d
Evangelicals, when hurricane happens:
Evangelicals, if rain were to cancel a DonOLD event -
Why, that's just tragic.
GutterRat42@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 67d
Jewish Gay Liberul Weather Machines!
stringere@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 66d
It's a space laser, you cretin! MTG told us!
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 66d
Excuse me is this space laser kosher?
stringere@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 65d
The salesman said it was halal, close enough for ya? It's basically the same, right? Just a different wizard and incantation?
Bwaz@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 67d
I was hoping for a hurricane, maybe a tornado. But, ok
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 67d
Even a mild drizzle will drive out the AntChrist.
DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 4 pts · 67d
Somehow, the world's biggest cry baby convinced people he's a tough hombre.
That one makes me angrier that some of his actual murders.
Catma@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 67d
Look if we just nuke the storm we wont have to worry about it
SippyCup@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 67d
With enough nukes we could cool the planet down and get ahead of global warming.
ohulancutash@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 67d
Looks like someone needed a ballroom.
OldGrayDog@fedinsfw.app · 11 pts · 67d
Fingers and toes crossed. 🤞🤞🤞⚡☔🌊⛈️🌧️🌩️🌪️🌀☄️
TomMasz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 67d
Even God has had enough of his shit.
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 67d
God tried it with a bit of freezing at Inauguration Day, didn’t work. Thunder and lightning now, what’s next? A Plague of Locusts?
mercano@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 67d
It took a plague to get him out of office the first time, let’s not push the issue.
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 66d
True, with all the ongoing nonsense I forgot about that one for a moment
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 67d
Sweet
daannii@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 66d
one of my closest friends shares a birthday with the clown.
I just always feel bad like I have to do something extra nice for my friend to make up for it.
All day he has to hear about Trump on his birthday. All the parade nonsense last year. Now this.
1D10@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 66d
The first year they have the date to themselves you should throw them a super soft it's all about them party.
stringere@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 66d
Foam party pillow fight.
1D10@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 66d
With a build your own ice cream sundae stand, and taco bar.
daannii@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 66d
Fingers crossed it's next year.
Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 66d
Anything that would annoy or inconvenience that turd makes me happy.
switcheroo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 67d
He'll use that as an excuse to stop the whole thing so he can safe face. Oh it wasn't because he is extremely unpopular, a rapist, and a general PoS--- no, it's cause of the rain. Yep.
Steve@startrek.website · 6 pts · 67d
What if God said NO ⚡️
TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 66d
Aw shucks.
I wish it had washed out his million dollar a plate thing in VA tonight, too.
LilRed@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 67d
Well it's not God who controls the weather, if there even is one.
NM_Gringo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 67d
Mother Nature has entered the chat
Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 66d
If there were such a thing as God I would pray for this rain so hard.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 67d
If this happens, that would be so fuckin funny.
northernlights@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 67d
Lol he's gonna want to bomb the clouds.
adarza@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 66d
if he has black stains on his fingers you know he was scribbling on a map trying to make it rain in phila instead.
aceshigh@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 67d