I actually look for women slightly cuter than me with insecure attachment styles and a surplus of poorly aligned dark triad traits. Ideally an addiction or two.
What the hell are hunter eyes? all humans have eyes selected for hunting. Sure a guy with eyes sitting on the sides of his skull would look weird but are there even any genectic defects that could cause this?
I think he meant, eyes like Hunter Biden. Or it could have meant 'hunter green' as a color, which is impossible.
Or maybe autocorrect wrote 'hunter' when he meant to write 'munter'.
Clearly you don't understand evolutionary psychology! You see, because of evolution, there is absolutely no variation in individual preferences for male partners whatsoever, because there is one obvious measure of fitness that is applicable in all environments. /s
If you ask: in the 2000's, men forced each other to like blondes and big-breasted women. If you tried to express liking towards any other women type other than maybe the occasional redhead, you got called "gay". Also there was the whole "gay bamboozling", or the reason why the "trap meme" exists.
37 Comments
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 96 pts · 80d
I, uh, prefer women.
Unlix86@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 80d
Woof :3
cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 79d
No sorry, we don't exist.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 80d
He's just a cool guy looking for other cool guys to hang out in his party mansion.
SippyCup@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 80d
Well he can't invite women to his party mansion. That would be gay
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 7 pts · 80d
Nothing gay.
hOrni@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 80d
Nothing about personality, so I'm pretty sure that's a thing this guy lacks.
Sarmyth@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 80d
Assertive and dominant are personality traits. Not really great in isolation, but its there. 😆
cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 79d
I actually look for women slightly cuter than me with insecure attachment styles and a surplus of poorly aligned dark triad traits. Ideally an addiction or two.
Yliaster@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 80d
assertion, dominance and confidence are all personality traits, but uh, yeah.
darth_grunkus@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 80d
This guy thinks women want a goose.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 80d
women aren't geese?
fuck i gotta ask my wife about this. she's been angry and honk-y all week
SippyCup@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 80d
Found Zeus
cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 79d
A fighting goose.
viertesauge@feddit.org · 50 pts · 80d
What the hell are hunter eyes? all humans have eyes selected for hunting. Sure a guy with eyes sitting on the sides of his skull would look weird but are there even any genectic defects that could cause this?
PinkiePieYay2707@pawb.social · 45 pts · 80d
Hunter eyes are those large eyes that cats do when they hunt for stuff:
viertesauge@feddit.org · 17 pts · 80d
so like, is the guy supposed to have them transplanted? or have them somewhere in a jar floating in formaldehyde?
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 80d
hope you're ready for the most pointless, ridiculous nonsense you've ever seen
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 80d
this is some eugenics shit
jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 80d
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 80d
I'm imagining like squinty eyes like Clint Eastwood? No actually idea, though. Just some more reverse phrenology to feed their self pity addiction
Zier@fedia.io · 4 pts · 80d
I think he meant, eyes like Hunter Biden. Or it could have meant 'hunter green' as a color, which is impossible. Or maybe autocorrect wrote 'hunter' when he meant to write 'munter'.
vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 80d
The fuck are 'hunter eyes'?
Magnum@infosec.pub · 25 pts · 79d
When your eyes are in the front and not on the side of you head. Like a deer.
andxz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 79d
Like everything else in that list something that only exists in his fucked up headspace.
slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 80d
What about “makes me laugh”?
eestileib@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 80d
"is kind to children and animals"
"is capable of expressing emotions other than anger or jealousy"
Big extra credit for "has any kind of creative hobby"
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 80d
the big one for us was "we want to spend time together even if we're not doing anything, well after the puppy crush phase"
Viceversa@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 80d
Well, that guy (OP from the screenshot) certainly made me laugh. But it hasn't given him any points, I'm afraid.
NotAnonymousAtAll@feddit.org · 6 pts · 80d
What about "there's billions of women, claiming they all share the same preferences is utterly ridiculous independent of the specifics"?
svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 78d
Clearly you don't understand evolutionary psychology! You see, because of evolution, there is absolutely no variation in individual preferences for male partners whatsoever, because there is one obvious measure of fitness that is applicable in all environments. /s
xkbx@startrek.website · 13 pts · 80d
Unflappable confidence? Try unflappable dick
Not speaking for women here. Just me
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 80d
yeah my valve broke on fully inflated too
nullspace@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 79d
What the fuck are hunter eyes? Don't all humans have predator vision? Are there people out there with 360 degree rabbit vision?
wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 79d
Its when ut eyes are angled inwarts like this angry emoji
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 79d
If you ask: in the 2000's, men forced each other to like blondes and big-breasted women. If you tried to express liking towards any other women type other than maybe the occasional redhead, you got called "gay". Also there was the whole "gay bamboozling", or the reason why the "trap meme" exists.
Magnum@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 79d
What?