A US takeover of Greenland is currently the only way to address the long-term security risks surrounding the ice-covered island belonging to the Kingdom of Denmark, a senior US official said on Sunday.
Why would you be concerned about Denmark (and Europe) being able to attack the USA if there's no war with them? Unless...
The senior government official pointed to busy naval activity in the region around Greenland
This is an extreme lie. Pathetic europe deserves to be destroyed for tolerating it. There is no russian or chinese need to passage close to greenland, unless to deliver goods to us or canada.
Only reason usneeds greenland is to threaten europe.
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19 Comments
blackbeans@lemmy.zip · 59 pts · 43d
Let us Europeans take New York back. I like the name New Amsterdam better anyway (sorry, UK). It is the 'only solution'
blattrules@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 43d
As a New Yorker, please do.
NM_Gringo@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 43d
Hey, now. Don't threaten us with a good time.
Witchfire@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 43d
New York will quickly agree to that at this point
setsubyou@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 43d
We can put it in a new EU state. A second Netherlands. Let’s call it Overseas Nether Regions or something like that.
PineRune@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 43d
Why would you be concerned about Denmark (and Europe) being able to attack the USA if there's no war with them? Unless...
ms_lane@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 43d
Officially, they're worried China will take it.
I'm not sure how they're going to stealthily take it though, being it's on the wrong ocean for China.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 43d
It's projection
charokol@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 43d
That’s like saying “the only way to prevent your murder is if I murder you first”
Ariselas@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 43d
maybe he heard about Canada's 49 year war with Denmark https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whisky_War
panthera_@lemmy.today · 24 pts · 43d
There is no security risk to the US. Trump simply wants to grab land.
Dotdashdot@feddit.uk · 15 pts · 43d
The Iran war is winding down now so they need another ridiculous distraction before people START TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES!!
dovah@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 43d
Finally, peace in the Middle East...
theacharnian@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 43d
Well...
jobbies@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 43d
How about you finish up in Iran, take care of Venezuela or end the Ukraine war before you pick new fights.
BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 43d
Bruh, he's winning in Iran like 38 times in a row.
Witchfire@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 43d
These guys really like synonyms of the term "final solution" for some reason. It just rolls off the tongue for them.
humanspiral@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 43d
This is an extreme lie. Pathetic europe deserves to be destroyed for tolerating it. There is no russian or chinese need to passage close to greenland, unless to deliver goods to us or canada.
Only reason usneeds greenland is to threaten europe.
kreskin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 40d
Any Native American or First peoples tribes interested in taking over the Hawaiian and California governments? We'll take whatever pledges you want us to take.