Metal Clap: Furious Butt Monster Mistress In A Collapsing Trap House
*S00E001
Chapter 0.01: Clap Clap, mofo*
Metal Mario stood drooling chrome ooze at the site of Metal Clap standing in the collapsing trap house. Even the words sounded nice in his metal brain...
"Collapsing Trap House", he said aloud.
Indeed, the words rolled off his tongue like mercury off of other metal.
Suddenly, the trap house rumbled a bit. Like Metal Mario's tongue whilst saying Collapsing Trap House.
Metal Clap didn't budge an inch. She just stood there twerking to Ludacris with a weird turtle barking at her.
Not only was it distracting Metal Mario from his ChromeBoner.. but Metal Mario also had a deep hatred for turts. He crushed them, much like he wished to crush dat ass.
11 Comments
brem@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 39d
Thicc booty thrives on metal or simply is indifferent to it?
Does dat badonkadonk have a preference?
More & this at midnight, on: "Metal Clap: Furious Butt Monster Mistress In A Collapsing Trap House"
jdr@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 39d
Metal Mario entered the chat
brem@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 39d
Metal Clap: Furious Butt Monster Mistress In A Collapsing Trap House
*S00E001
Chapter 0.01: Clap Clap, mofo*
Metal Mario stood drooling chrome ooze at the site of Metal Clap standing in the collapsing trap house. Even the words sounded nice in his metal brain...
"Collapsing Trap House", he said aloud.
Indeed, the words rolled off his tongue like mercury off of other metal.
Suddenly, the trap house rumbled a bit. Like Metal Mario's tongue whilst saying Collapsing Trap House.
Metal Clap didn't budge an inch. She just stood there twerking to Ludacris with a weird turtle barking at her.
Not only was it distracting Metal Mario from his ChromeBoner.. but Metal Mario also had a deep hatred for turts. He crushed them, much like he wished to crush dat ass.
Professorozone@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 38d
The lathe is without contest, the most dangerous machine I have ever used.
OwOarchist@pawb.social · -1 pts · 38d
You've never driven a car?
Sasquatch@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 37d
cars have safety features.
The only standard safety feature on a lathe is maybe a foot brake.
I think some production shops have some real deadman interlocks installed, but those are options.
Professorozone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 37d
I don't consider them tools, which is what I actually meant.
Reygle@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 38d
THIS MACHINE WILL KILL YOU AND WHILE IT KILLS YOU IT WILL HURT THE ENTIRE TIME
JayDee@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 38d
"DO NOT TOUCH
NOT ONLY WILL THIS KILL YOU
IT WILL HURT THE WHOLE TIME YOU ARE DYING"
Zwiebel@feddit.org · 6 pts · 38d
That's a lathe btw
WappleFF27@feddit.online · 2 pts · 23d
I like to say "this machine doesn't care if you have bones."
Zwiebel@feddit.org · 1 pts · 38d