Lies from the Bossman

On a kebab shop menu posted last night. Ive never felt so lied to.

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16 Comments

markz@suppo.fi · 21 pts · 49d (1 reply)

Not to be confused with döner

Saber_is_dead@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 49d

Wönner, wönner Chicken Döner

Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 49d (3 replies)

So they don't season their chicken or what? And for that matter the beef only gets seasoned if you don't get it with chicken?

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 49d (2 replies)

I wouldnt trust anything printed there. It lost any credibility after "pure healthy"

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 49d (1 reply)

But "Contain best meat in the world"

baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 49d

Can confirm, that mystery meat on the spindle is indeed the best in the world.

lemmylommy@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 49d (3 replies)

Donner = Thunder

oyo@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 49d

Donner = pioneers that famously ran out of supplies and ate human meat.

darkmogool@feddit.org · 3 pts · 49d (1 reply)

jup… they failed the ö

dangrousperson@feddit.org · 4 pts · 49d

And added an extra n

i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 49d (3 replies)

German bread?

Isn’t a döner made with Turkish bread?

maltasoron@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 49d (2 replies)

Turkish bread is really large, like a pizza. Döner usually is made with pita or similar buns. I'm guessing the German bread mentioned here is something much larger.

anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 49d (1 reply)

Buns are a scam. Proper Döner is made using a fluffy "flat bread" (yes, it is pizza sized) that gets cut into quarters and then sliced open.

Like this but preferably with more filling:

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 49d

They can be made with a tortilla-like flatbread: durum döner

djdarren@piefed.social · 5 pts · 49d

Nah, Bossman wouldn't lie. Only good donner. Get the salad and chili sauce for extra healthy.

lyralycan@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 49d

Thanks, Borat