A firefly came in to the room. She was the first cat that had a chance to actually catch the laser pointer, she hit it, but when she saw it was a living animal she stop fighting it and just watched it with kindness and did not attack it, even when it shined again.
That is some biblical messianic cat.
She has never scratched, or bitten, or even hissed. ever.
She never steals food, left an open tray of sushi on the table overnight and she didn't to touch it.
She doesn't throw stuff from shelves.
She is so kind and loving.
I genuinely fear that if she learns that cat food is made from animals she might go vegan.
She only eats from her bowl, she won't even touch the food that falls out.
And she potty trained herself. I have an automatic litterbox, but sometimes it gets stuck. when that happens she uses the bathtub, which is kind of gross, but literally the easiest place to clean it, just hit it with the shower head and it dissolves into the drain. No idea why she chose it, but it is the most considerate place for her to do her business. She is too good for this world.
one of our cats licks my arm, when i hold him, to tell me he wants down.
otherwise he is really into fingers. he cleans our hands and starts chewing on them. not sure if it's part of the grooming ritual (because they also "chew" on their fur to treat matting) or he has some weird fetish.
this is possible. we got both our cats from a shelter.
the one doing this was apparently born in a shelter. don't know the details. in general he is perfectly fine. he seriously shows affection and trust towards us, but he is terribly simple to spook. each time the door rings, or a person visits, which he doesn't know well, he is gone into the farthest corner, bit often comes back, when we ask him .
the other one used to be a stray and apparently already moved quiet much. he had only one eye, and I'm pretty sure it had to do with him being the typical orange mad cat. first times we used a vacuum, he was charging to it and punching it.
I rub my chin against their heads in the same motion as licking would produce. They seem to interpret it as grooming behavior, as they’ll start grooming me back when I do it, whether or not they know I’m not actually grooming them. Well, the one tries to shove her nose up my nose when I do it, but close enough.
33 Comments
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 28d
my cat licked to groom me yesterday, for the first time!!!!
♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
she's the best cat in the world. and that's not for debate. she should be compared with Jesus rather than other cats.
oce@jlai.lu · 34 pts · 28d
Cause she's taking care of the poor and the prostitute?
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 28d
Yes.
A firefly came in to the room. She was the first cat that had a chance to actually catch the laser pointer, she hit it, but when she saw it was a living animal she stop fighting it and just watched it with kindness and did not attack it, even when it shined again.
That is some biblical messianic cat.
She has never scratched, or bitten, or even hissed. ever.
She never steals food, left an open tray of sushi on the table overnight and she didn't to touch it.
She doesn't throw stuff from shelves.
She is so kind and loving.
I genuinely fear that if she learns that cat food is made from animals she might go vegan.
Life_inst_bad@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 28d
Now that you've mentioned your cat and talked at lenth about her we need to collect the Cat-Tax! (pictures)
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 28d
she's perfect. absolutely the best living creature on earth
Life_inst_bad@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 28d
Thank you, this brightened my day!
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 28d
Effty Blesses you.
MrKoyun@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 28d
Beauuuutiful cat. Such a good cat. Cat!
RustyNova@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 28d
Something's wrong with your car. Have you tried cleaning the miniature portal to hell in the brain? Those needs maintenance too
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 28d
I think her's might be tuned into heaven.
pticrix@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 28d
please tell me you haven't touched it* either. (*meaning, touching it with your mouth)
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 28d
Threw it out in the morning.
She only eats from her bowl, she won't even touch the food that falls out.
And she potty trained herself. I have an automatic litterbox, but sometimes it gets stuck. when that happens she uses the bathtub, which is kind of gross, but literally the easiest place to clean it, just hit it with the shower head and it dissolves into the drain. No idea why she chose it, but it is the most considerate place for her to do her business. She is too good for this world.
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 28d
The word you may be looking for is destitute but i like your version better tbh.
smaximov@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 28d
No, it's Jesus who should be compared to your cat, not the other way.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 28d
Doubt it, not sure Jesus was pure enough
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 28d
i mean jesus was both man and god according to the mythology. i'm not sure the ratios, but there's a ratio. your cat is 100% cat. the math maths
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 28d
my cat is 100% cat and 100% avatar of all the goodness in the universe.
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 28d
one of our cats licks my arm, when i hold him, to tell me he wants down.
otherwise he is really into fingers. he cleans our hands and starts chewing on them. not sure if it's part of the grooming ritual (because they also "chew" on their fur to treat matting) or he has some weird fetish.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 28d
Pretty sure that means he was weened too early, I forget what it's called though. Poor buddy
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 28d
this is possible. we got both our cats from a shelter. the one doing this was apparently born in a shelter. don't know the details. in general he is perfectly fine. he seriously shows affection and trust towards us, but he is terribly simple to spook. each time the door rings, or a person visits, which he doesn't know well, he is gone into the farthest corner, bit often comes back, when we ask him . the other one used to be a stray and apparently already moved quiet much. he had only one eye, and I'm pretty sure it had to do with him being the typical orange mad cat. first times we used a vacuum, he was charging to it and punching it.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 28d
My cat had a chance to capture the laser pointer, and chose peace
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 28d
achievement unlocked!
yggstyle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 28d
Taste testing.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 28d
She would never. She is more considerate than most people I know.
starik@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 27d
There’s a typo in your username.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 27d
think it was taken. :(
can't remember, was high, this is the consequences of drugs. don't do drugs
starik@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 27d
I wasn’t going to until you told me to!
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 pts · 28d
I rub my chin against their heads in the same motion as licking would produce. They seem to interpret it as grooming behavior, as they’ll start grooming me back when I do it, whether or not they know I’m not actually grooming them. Well, the one tries to shove her nose up my nose when I do it, but close enough.
starik@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 27d
They may interpret hand pets as grooming too.
aeiou@piefed.social · 22 pts · 28d
mmmm toxoplasmosis
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 28d
the most common disease in the world, about a quarter of the world population has their mind altering cysts in their brains.
strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 27d
I wonder if that's why I am the way that I am.
spacegoat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 28d
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