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Speed Bump - Dave Coverly - https://www.speedbump.com/

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12 Comments

schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works · 62 pts · 52d (1 reply)

Dragons are extinct now because of outdoor cats.

ekZepp@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 52d

deliriousdreams@fedia.io · 40 pts · 52d (1 reply)

DnD campaign where your whole party is hired just to find and hire this cat to slay a dragon.

applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 52d

then the party realizes the cat cant be hired at any price, and spends the rest of the campaign befriending the cat and getting it to follow them to the dragons lair, where it decides to kill the dragon on its own in a zoomy fit

Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 52d

Cats are basically tiny dragons. He was defending his territory.

A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 21 pts · 52d

What's a dragon but a large bird?

Also, PBF had something similar yet opposite... ah yes, here

nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 52d (1 reply)

I much prefer this to half-dead or living mice hidden around the house.

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 6 pts · 52d

Try to fit that dead fucker into my shoe, Mr Mittens! Ha!

Maiq@piefed.social · 9 pts · 52d

You know, all of this got me thinking, maybe I am the dragonborn!

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 52d (2 replies)

He should take the hide and make armor. That's gotta have what like anti-dragonfire properties or something?

DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 1 pts · 52d (1 reply)

That's an easy 100M GP right there

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 52d

Nah, they're not worth that much. Dragons are way too common now. Some time in the last ten years or so they did a major update and now they're so easy to find, as I discovered when I replayed it recently.

I mean I appreciate that you can acquire dragonhide in ftp now, but at least make it a challenge, golly days. They're not even worth mining xp on cause you can get more from fighting an undead necromancer in the lumbridge catacombs 🙄