immune system rule

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Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 79d

Doctors be like:

arrow74@lemmy.zip · 25 pts · 79d (1 reply)

I'll stick to red 40 maxing

protist@retrofed.com · 10 pts · 79d

strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 79d (8 replies)

And as a bonus, you get a free autism!

Golly gee I hate this country...

protist@retrofed.com · 14 pts · 79d (1 reply)

That particular lie originated in the UK and there are plenty people in the EU who believe it too. But yeah in the US it's our official government position now...

strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 79d

It's so frickin' stupid. I need to get out, or to a more left-leaning city.

grranibal@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 79d (5 replies)

Can I get a bit of Tylenol instead?

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 79d

(read right to left)

SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 79d (3 replies)

🔫🔫 Put the Tylenol down! 🔫🔫

(Seriously, though, it's so bad for your liver and isn't even better than placebo. There are usually better pain meds out there.)

Harmonics041@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 79d (2 replies)

That was a study specifically on lower back pain. It [paracetamol/acetaminophen] is moderately effective for other things like tension headaches. Also the liver effects are not serious if you follow the guidelines for dose and avoid regular use.

SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 79d

Good to know, thanks!

Zarobi@aussie.zone · 0 pts · 76d

Paracetamol does nothing for me, but I take it when doctors give it to me because it makes them happy. Unlucky biology or something, almost no pain relief ever works for me. Fentanyl was pretty good though when I had surgery

Goun@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 79d

The 7th will surprise you!!

ignotum@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 79d

10 tricks your MAGA "doctor" does not want you to know!

Olhonestjim@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 79d (1 reply)

Gotta collect em all!

Also, don't forget influenza.

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 79d

And pertussis

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 79d (1 reply)

I’m not a doctor, but…

I’m still amazed!

lyrial@anarchist.nexus · 4 pts · 78d
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WillStealYourUsername@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 78d (1 reply)

Just took three vaccines just now! One was a package deal so I got a whole heap of vaccines

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 77d

our immunity stays winning 🥰

melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 79d (1 reply)

All doctors? There is at least one in ten that follows a different path. This was taught to me by toothpaste commercials decades ago. /s

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 79d

All doctors who aren't quacks. There is no reasonable way to be against vaccination; it's safer and more effective than almost any other medical treatment.

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 79d

I don't know how illegal it would be to sell vaccines as supplements.

arcine@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 79d

Abd those two additional ways :

  • Sleep enough
  • Eat a balanced diet
Lauchmelder@feddit.org · 1 pts · 78d (1 reply)

why don't we just mix all the vaccines you'll ever need together in a huge several liter syringe and inject that once, instead of having to run to the doctor every couple years??

uid0gid0@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 78d

There are combo vaccines already, the MMR vaccine combines measles, mumps, and rubella (and was the OG shot that caused autism according to Wakefield) and the TDaP shot combines tetanus, diphtheria, and pertussis (whooping cough). And the yearly flu shot usually has the top 3 flu strains forecast for that year included.

erinmeow@piefed.blahaj.zone · -1 pts · 79d (5 replies)

heellll, i remember was some vaccine shit in school, subq into my right arm, guess what, for week my arm was completly locked and i cant move arm at all!!!!!!!!

now i never doing vaccines especially in school

GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 79d (2 replies)

Would it surprise you to learn that doing something that provokes an immune response provokes an immune response? Perhaps it only surprises you to learn that sometimes those immune responses can also be quite uncomfortable, although not normally as bad as the disease itself.

erinmeow@piefed.blahaj.zone · -1 pts · 79d (1 reply)

no, its improperly injected, the nurse was unkind at all, i usually avoid injections at all

also shut off your fucking ass!!!!!!!!!

SURPRISEEEE YOU!!!!! ONLYYYY SURPRISES YOUUUU!!!!!!!!! TO LEARN THAT (sorry my head is already fcking encyclopedia storage, i dont need immunology for now sorry)

also learn that its https://www.webmd.com/vaccines/what-is-sirva

i not anti-vaccine propagandist yeah, but i needlephobe so vaccine is one of the it

GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 79d

now i never doing vaccines especially in school

i not anti-vaccine propagandist

Both of these cannot be true.

protist@retrofed.com · 5 pts · 79d (1 reply)

This has to be fake, there's no way you went to school

erinmeow@piefed.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 79d

wa? in russia, we have feldshers cabinets in any school, and they do vaccines sometimes(with parental approval, nobody cares about your opinion)