Simon yells, because you are pooping when you should be petting.

He's perfectly fine if you do both at the same time.

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Skua@kbin.earth · 23 pts · 43d (1 reply)

That is a full-force complaint right there. That's going straight to your manager whether you like it or not

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 43d

Full Poop Karen

DrPop@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 43d

If i don't pet Nico while I poop he jumps up on my leg and touches my hands with his paw. Begging for love.

Slovene85@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 43d

Simon says pet the kitty.

FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 43d

Simon is always right. Shame on you, OP.

probable_possum@leminal.space · 2 pts · 43d

Why not Zoid... both?

UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 43d

I mean, it’s unacceptable after all.