You exchange the currency by having hot girls trust you more because you’re open minded. Some of my best friends in life were gay and many beautiful women thought I was also gay so we became good friends, until they say I wish you weren’t gay so I could have sex with you.
A guy who later became a good friend first hit on me during a party at my house back in school (over a hundred people there that night it was wild). We had a lovely conversation about determinism. He seemed bummed that I was straight. It felt great honestly. We haven't kept in touch but it's the kinda guy I could reconnect with in a pinch
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DupaCycki@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 40d
You can always exchange the money for your currency. Which translates to... I don't even know, in this context.
Apeman42@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 40d
Gay wingman? "Look girl, I'd fuck him if he'd let me, get on on that!"
Aedis@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 40d
Being friends with an awesome person?
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 39d
forcefem the gay guy? that doesnt sound ethical lol.
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 39d
you know its bad since the uk gouvernment did it
mx_smith@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 39d
You exchange the currency by having hot girls trust you more because you’re open minded. Some of my best friends in life were gay and many beautiful women thought I was also gay so we became good friends, until they say I wish you weren’t gay so I could have sex with you.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 39d
I'm sure they make an adapter for that. There are gender-changers for USBs and HDMI, why not people?
Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 19 pts · 39d
A guy who later became a good friend first hit on me during a party at my house back in school (over a hundred people there that night it was wild). We had a lovely conversation about determinism. He seemed bummed that I was straight. It felt great honestly. We haven't kept in touch but it's the kinda guy I could reconnect with in a pinch
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 40d
So, if I take the gay money to the bank, can I exchange it for straight money there?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 39d
Most of the time, yes, but there will be a conversion process involved.
Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 2 pts · 39d
All the answers and more in this sketch by Key & Peele !
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 39d
Yes, they're called f*g hags and they're delicious
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 39d
Pretty much any bank will do currency exchanges.
EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 39d
I've been going to the wrong sperm banks
maccentric@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 39d
This is a bit from Mark Normand, just listened to him last night; really quite good I thought.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yBTgPZg6rnI&pp=
CubitOom@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 37d
TIL, being bi is like an arbitrage trade.