Classic Ozymandian Lizard Mole propaganda - sorry you fell for it frankly.
They use poisoned deer blood as ink to print the McDonald's wrappers, as you handle them, the contact strips your DNA and then your identity, as well as your gender. These are all then able to be reassigned with the use of a Pepsi freestyle machine. Pepsi backwards is ispep, rotate the "p"s 180° and they turn into "d"s, which then spell "isded". Meaning anyone who opposes this plan is dead.
Thats why i always take my "Silver Gun Man Elixer" pills, which provide a 112% man protection strong boost. I sell these and they have two ingredients - mold bread and a rare herb called "isNOTded" that counteracts the effects, AND that's why I'm immune, and that's why you can be as well if you use promo code "WHET_FHART" to purchase a pallet right now.
I'M A PIONEER, I'M AN EXPLORER, I'M A HUMAN AND I'M [CENSORED]
I'M ANIMATED, MY HEART'S BIG
I LIKE TO EAT
I LIKE TO FIGHT!
I LIKE TO [BEEP]
I LIKE TO HAVE CHILDREN
I GOT A LIFEFORCE, IT'S GOT HOT [CENSORED] GOING THROUGH IT FAST!
I LIKE TO EAT CHILDREN!
I'M A THROWBACK
I SET FIRES EVERYWHERE
I'M A HUMAN, AND I'M [cumin] (ba-ding)
15 Comments
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 38d
Tim is going to do that voice so long it's going to accidentally become his real voice
wander1236@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 38d
Or he's going to lose his voice entirely
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 38d
OH! Then he can parody MetaFilter's own
plannedchaosScott Adams, who lost his ability to speak for about three years.Snapz@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 38d
That the guy who popped like a balloon?
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 11 pts · 38d
Yes, I saw the footage.
Snapz@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 38d
We all did, brother. We saw the TRUTH
captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 37d
Be vigilant, new evidence shows there's an impostor trying to pass as him!
Snapz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 37d
Classic Ozymandian Lizard Mole propaganda - sorry you fell for it frankly.
They use poisoned deer blood as ink to print the McDonald's wrappers, as you handle them, the contact strips your DNA and then your identity, as well as your gender. These are all then able to be reassigned with the use of a Pepsi freestyle machine. Pepsi backwards is ispep, rotate the "p"s 180° and they turn into "d"s, which then spell "isded". Meaning anyone who opposes this plan is dead.
Thats why i always take my "Silver Gun Man Elixer" pills, which provide a 112% man protection strong boost. I sell these and they have two ingredients - mold bread and a rare herb called "isNOTded" that counteracts the effects, AND that's why I'm immune, and that's why you can be as well if you use promo code "WHET_FHART" to purchase a pallet right now.
harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 38d
You forgot they're also the last Christian
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 38d
we could only hope 😌
jaschop@awful.systems · 10 pts · 38d
Gay Frogs
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 36d
I'M A PIONEER, I'M AN EXPLORER, I'M A HUMAN AND I'M [CENSORED]
I'M ANIMATED, MY HEART'S BIG
I LIKE TO EAT
I LIKE TO FIGHT!
I LIKE TO [BEEP]
I LIKE TO HAVE CHILDREN
I GOT A LIFEFORCE, IT'S GOT HOT [CENSORED] GOING THROUGH IT FAST!
I LIKE TO EAT CHILDREN!
I'M A THROWBACK
I SET FIRES EVERYWHERE
I'M A HUMAN, AND I'M [cumin] (ba-ding)
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 38d
Victim complex.
regdog@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 37d
It's really sad that he recently exploded from eating too many burgers
Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 37d
I miss LIveLeak
Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 37d