That's the fun part about language, it doesn't have to be logical in the slightest. I can say red is blue all day every day without issue beyond that it's logically inconsistent.
Ive seen people eat corn by rotating it and bitting kernels off the side, I've seen people stand corn up on a plate and cut kernels off with a knife.
I've never seen anyone deep throat a corn cob while trying to literally suck the kernels off, which seems like the only possible way to "choke on the cob."
These church people just seem deeply confused about how corn works.
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PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 47d
Oh look. A Free Will church literally telling you what to do.
notabot@piefed.social · 8 pts · 47d
To be fair, they're not actually telling you what to do, just telling you what they think the consequence of a certain action will be.
Zephyr@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 47d
That's the fun part about language, it doesn't have to be logical in the slightest. I can say red is blue all day every day without issue beyond that it's logically inconsistent.
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 47d
I wonder if it's near the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
Grimy@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 47d
Action: Eat the devil's corn
Positive: You will choke on his cob
Negative: The church will slut shame you for it
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 47d
The cob contains potassium benzoate.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 46d
Uh
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 47d
This is what happens when you give the Baptist free will.
rainwall@piefed.social · 10 pts · 47d
Ive seen people eat corn by rotating it and bitting kernels off the side, I've seen people stand corn up on a plate and cut kernels off with a knife.
I've never seen anyone deep throat a corn cob while trying to literally suck the kernels off, which seems like the only possible way to "choke on the cob."
These church people just seem deeply confused about how corn works.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 47d
Look, confused or not, they're defo more fun at parties than we are, that's for sure
ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 47d
Don't threaten me with a good time.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 47d
Sounds cornographic.
snoons@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 47d
Hawt
wizblizz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 47d
Slob that cob knob
SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 5 pts · 47d
If marijuana is the devil's lettuce, then what is the devil's corn?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 46d
Still Marijuana. It's potcorn
MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 47d
At first I thought the shadow was Trump.
Zephyr@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 47d
The title and the post together make it sound like you're saying your neighbor is the devil.
Zomg@piefed.world · 1 pts · 47d
Not with a cob like his
jobbies@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 47d
...hog.. I mean cob...
brown567@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 47d
DID SOMEBODY MENTION HOGS!? AROOOOOOO!!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 46d
CRANK THEM COBS BROTHER
Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 47d
So why would the Baptists' corn behave differently?
/forward => comparisons-that-make-no-sense-at-all
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 47d
Sounds like a kink
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 47d
😏