Democrats can't seem to stop stepping on their own dicks, and no other Republican can consolidate power. Vance has the means, motive, and opportunity to terminate the Trump regime anytime after January 21st.
After an exhaustive semiotic review, our team has concluded that the message is, in fact, somewhat ambiguous.
The use of the phrase "WE WILL KILL TRUMP" appears to suggest one of several possibilities:
They are threatening to kill Trump.
They are announcing a community theater production titled We Will Kill Trump.
"Kill" is actually a metaphor for outperforming him in pickleball.
It's a bold new tourism campaign whose deeper meaning has been lost in translation.
At this time, additional research is required. We have assembled a multidisciplinary panel consisting of linguists, historians, political scientists, body-language experts, three Reddit moderators, and one guy with a YouTube channel.
Preliminary findings indicate there is a 47% chance they mean exactly what the giant banner says, but we cannot rule out that it is instead a nuanced commentary on agricultural subsidies.
25 Comments
Ariselas@piefed.ca · 55 pts · 44d
I think it's Farsi for "The Trump, The!"
BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 44d
Nobody who speaks Farsi could be an evil man.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 44d
If I could vote again I would
marcos@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 44d
Iran seems to be friendly to the US right now. IDK, seems hard to understand for me too.
ShredderFeeder@shredderfood.net · 27 pts · 44d
Well? We're waiting....
-the rest of the world
Murse@slrpnk.net · 26 pts · 44d
Political messaging analyst here. It says they're going to save the US.
FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 43d
From Trump and the far right extremists right?
Murse@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 43d
I mean, is there some other major threat to the US at this time?
mechoman444@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 43d
Yes, robot bees.
Nobody really knows about this, but the robot bees are way worse than maga.
Seasm0ke@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 44d
Inshallah
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 44d
They should aim for baby face what's his name, trump is a lost cause health wise
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 44d
They probably don’t see him as a threat. That guy is less popular than the couches he fucks
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 44d
He could gain quite a bit of popularity if he were to invoke the 25th. McConnell would likely support that coup.
wasabi_noir@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 44d
McConnell is fucking dead already
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 43d
I doubt it, the people who hate Trump wouldn’t suddenly like him and the people who like Trump would hate his guts for it.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 43d
Democrats can't seem to stop stepping on their own dicks, and no other Republican can consolidate power. Vance has the means, motive, and opportunity to terminate the Trump regime anytime after January 21st.
eddanja@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 44d
To quote a man... "We have to take out their families."
VelvetPinkOtter123@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 43d
Wait, I need to buy stock in Champagne first
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 44d
oh no please don't
brianary@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 44d
Could be a literal false flag by someone trying to keep the war going.
SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 5 pts · 44d
Words are cheap.
ltxrtquq@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 44d
Yeah but giant banners seem like they'd be pretty expensive
thethrilloftime69@feddit.online · 4 pts · 43d
Please do JD first.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 44d
Hey. That's where some of my best friends live.
mechoman444@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 43d
I am a political analyst.
After an exhaustive semiotic review, our team has concluded that the message is, in fact, somewhat ambiguous. The use of the phrase "WE WILL KILL TRUMP" appears to suggest one of several possibilities:
They are threatening to kill Trump.
They are announcing a community theater production titled We Will Kill Trump.
"Kill" is actually a metaphor for outperforming him in pickleball.
It's a bold new tourism campaign whose deeper meaning has been lost in translation.
At this time, additional research is required. We have assembled a multidisciplinary panel consisting of linguists, historians, political scientists, body-language experts, three Reddit moderators, and one guy with a YouTube channel.
Preliminary findings indicate there is a 47% chance they mean exactly what the giant banner says, but we cannot rule out that it is instead a nuanced commentary on agricultural subsidies.
More funding is needed.