we have one that we swear they got out of the dumpster behind the Chicken Sicken Taco. i always imagined her pouncing from behind a stack of pizza boxes
the best dream i ever had, i had superhero powers. very effective ones, i could at any time reach into hammerspace and pull out (or put away i guess, but i never actually did it) a kitten. and i could psychically control/order the kittens to do things and they'd do it.
i also got kidnapped by Alan Rickman, who himself had been kidnapped by The Big Evil and we were having to use my kitten powers to escape.
i would overwhelm them with cuteness via kitten overload, and then command the kittens to lick the sandpaper lick and devour my enemies. enemy. i only did it once in the dream and it was terrifying. most of the time it was just distracting minions with cute.
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SuiXi3D@fedia.io · 66 pts · 51d
Monorail Cat has reached the end of the line.
snoons@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 50d
Similar situations is what inspired the Sphinx.
Ledivin@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 51d
Prove this isn't AI by posting another angle (s/he's cute and this is a good excuse)
ickplant@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 51d
Oh I wish I could but this is not my kitty, and I just stole it off FB.
I found the person who posted the kitty, but the only other image they have of said kitty is this:
CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 50d
What I imagine when people say "I found my kitten in a trashcan"
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 50d
we have one that we swear they got out of the dumpster behind the Chicken Sicken Taco. i always imagined her pouncing from behind a stack of pizza boxes
CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 50d
Like those weird pornos I used to watch back in the day! But instead of a dick jumping out of a pizza box, it's a pussycat!!!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 50d
the best dream i ever had, i had superhero powers. very effective ones, i could at any time reach into hammerspace and pull out (or put away i guess, but i never actually did it) a kitten. and i could psychically control/order the kittens to do things and they'd do it.
i also got kidnapped by Alan Rickman, who himself had been kidnapped by The Big Evil and we were having to use my kitten powers to escape.
CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 50d
The closest thing is "Stray" the best videogame humanity will ever create. You're a cat. And there's robots.
I don't know exactly how you would use kittens to escape from kidnap, but I'm sure there is a way! You can even use them to save a patient from dying!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 50d
i would overwhelm them with cuteness via kitten overload, and then command the kittens to lick the sandpaper lick and devour my enemies. enemy. i only did it once in the dream and it was terrifying. most of the time it was just distracting minions with cute.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 11 pts · 50d
It barely needs to use its rail-grippies.
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 50d
Maybe it reminds kitty of a tree trunk lol.
synapse1278@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 49d
Last station! Everybody step out of the monorail-cat !
Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 49d
The thumbnail makes it look like a silverback gorilla is in your house. If this looks too big, squint or something.
fartographer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 50d
Freeze frame from the feline version of Idiocracy. "Meow, my Balls"
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 48d
Cat
ickplant@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 48d
Cat
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 50d
It looks like Grant Imahara’s cat-bot from mythbusters.