I’m giving out free head pats to everyone who responds to this! Free attention! (Orders will be delivered between 0 and 24 business hours because I’m going eep now <3)
Of course I am! Here’s some pats for your friend, pat pat, and since you’re so kind to ask for your friend, here’s some extra for you too, pat pat. You are always welcome to ask for some more if you’d like them <3.
49 Comments
Shirow@lemmy.zip · 33 pts · 69d
Nothing's wrong with that.
I have been a good girl and deserve social attention :3
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 69d
Such a good girl!
Shirow@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 69d
૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა 👉👈
guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 24 pts · 69d
I’m giving out free head pats to everyone who responds to this! Free attention! (Orders will be delivered between 0 and 24 business hours because I’m going eep now <3)
Filetternavn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 69d
Head pats? Please please please!
guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 12 pts · 69d
pat pat you’ve done so good today! Now take a moment to breath and know that you’re a good girl :3
Filetternavn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 69d
Yay! :3
AzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 69d
C-can I... Sign up, too? 👉👈
guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 7 pts · 69d
Of course you can sweetheart! pat pat, you’re such a good girl, make sure to give yourself the love that you deserve <3
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 69d
ooo me me ☺️
guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 9 pts · 69d
Good girl! pat pat. You are amazing and you deserve to be happy, cherished, and loved <3.
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 69d
🥰
Svartis@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 69d
miauuu /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\
guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 5 pts · 69d
Well, hello little kitty! pat pat, that’s a good girl. Make sure to cherish yourself and give yourself some love <3
PotatoPie@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 69d
Give meee pleaseee! 😊
guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 3 pts · 69d
Here you go, darling, pat pat. You should know that many people love you, and you’re never truly alone (even in the shower ;3 )
PotatoPie@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 69d
Yaaaay! The happiest!
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 69d
Miau
guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 5 pts · 69d
Hi sweetie! pat pat. What a good little kitty you are! Do yourself a favor and love yourself, because you’re amazing <3
Jimbo@pawb.social · 4 pts · 69d
?! Mew?
guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 4 pts · 69d
Hi there little kitty cat! pat pat. Be extra kind to yourself, you deserve it <3
Jimbo@pawb.social · 3 pts · 68d
guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 1 pts · 68d
Ohhhh that’s a good girlll. scritchy scritch
strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 68d
hi...
r u still giving free headpats?
asking for a friend (me)
guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 4 pts · 68d
Of course I am! Here’s some pats for your friend, pat pat, and since you’re so kind to ask for your friend, here’s some extra for you too, pat pat. You are always welcome to ask for some more if you’d like them <3.
strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 68d
Awww thank you! This is an amazing thing to wake up to <3
guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 2 pts · 68d
You’re so welcome! I just like spreading love :3. Also, did you know that you’re an amazing person and you deserve to be loved and celebrated?
strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 67d
Are you sure about that? I think you've got the wrong gal.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 69d
Headpats?! Dont mind if i do!
guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 5 pts · 69d
pat pat. In case no one’s told you this, you’re a good girl, you should be happy and proud of yourself <3
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 69d
oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 69d
We flap our wings and look at you curiously.
guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 2 pts · 68d
Hi pretty girls! pat pat. You should all know how amazing you are and how much you deserve happiness <3
oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 68d
Thank you, not all of us are girls though. Only two of us.
guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 3 pts · 68d
Very well, pretty faeries <3
Shirow@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 69d
:3
guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 3 pts · 69d
pat pat. Who’s a good girrl? Who’s a good giiirrrlll? You are!
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 69d
yeah my parents didn't give me any that's why I'm out here
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 69d
🫂
Moxie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 69d
God forbid a girl try to heal her authenticity vs rejection dilemma.
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 69d
i want attention too (;_;)
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 69d
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 69d
🥰
sundray@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 69d
Ah~! You mean it's working?!
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 69d
for the most part :3
LucidH3X@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 68d
Isn't that the point of life 🧬 we do it for attention ❤️
decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 68d
I want attention but if I get it I get a panic attack with it :(
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 69d
I chat up girls for attention. I'm a horrible person
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 68d
But what if said girls enjoy giving attention. I enjoy giving as much as I like receiving :3