c/lemmyshitpost · by Zomg@piefed.world · 45dProtect what's important 303 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world
18 Comments
ignotum@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 45d
There's a corn shortage?
But what about my crippling corn addiction?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 45d
No need for a kernel panic, the situation is under corntrol.
s@piefed.world · 9 pts · 45d
One corn kernel can be eaten an infinite number of times
Serialchemist@ttrpg.network · 9 pts · 45d
Give a man a corn and he’ll eat for a day.
Teach a man to corn and you will feed him for a lifetime.
Aarrodri@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 45d
No corncerns..
edinbruh@feddit.it · 6 pts · 45d
Artificial scarcity
Seasm0ke@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 45d
The internet is for corn
orenj@leminal.space · 2 pts · 44d
Why you think the 'net was born? Corn, corn, corn.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 44d
Everyone's a little bit maysist
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 45d
It has been beefed up 1+ kernel higher than last week's corn ration
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 45d
I don't like this post. I find it a bit corny.
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 3 pts · 45d
There’s a colonel of truth to this
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 45d
More like a brigadier general of truth.
Exusia@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 45d
I will savor its germ
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 45d
Meanwhile some billionaire is having a whole cob right now.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 44d
Bullshit. I'm an American, do you know how much corn we have?
MrKoyun@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 44d
Pop it
::: spoiler spoiler With a hair straightener.
Set up a tiktok livestream
Tell people the corn is just about to pop
People donate yachts to make the corn pop faster(???)
Now I've got 2 corns. :::
AnalogAllamma@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 45d
Soy loco por los cornball