What part of the story do you always leave out?

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8 Comments

actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 44d (4 replies)

The part where I fucked your mom.

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 43d (1 reply)
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actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 43d

Damn straight I would

frischkaesbagett@feddit.org · 3 pts · 43d

These mom jokes give me "wassup bro" vibes real bad.

11111one11111@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 43d

Hopefully there was still some maggots to soften the blow of slamming your dick into brittle bones and dirt!

AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 43d

The part that Jenkins

onlooker@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 43d

The part where

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 43d

That she was there. Who is she? Well, that is complicated and that is why I leave her out of the story.

TraipsersWill@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 43d

Well sir, I start out storyfying, and when I get to the part where...
...and that's how we escaped.