When trump got convicted of 34 felonies I had an idiot Facebook "friend" foaming at the mouth over how outrageous the "witch hunt" was and a bunch of other conspiracy theory laden bullshit his handlers were feeding him. Along with my pushback on his unique brand of idiocy, I casually left an additional "and look into the special court ruling used in this case for the number of crimes being tried. Just Google Trump rule 34".

green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 88 pts · 20d (1 reply)

legend

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 48 pts · 19d

It actually had nothing to do with capitol lockdown, it's an obscure policy which kicks in at a certain level of economic inflation, under the "Volatile or Regressive Economy" exception. Google "Trump vore inflation rule 34".

HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca · 67 pts · 20d (4 replies)

Oh this is devious. Spread on boomerbook immediately

green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 42 pts · 20d (3 replies)

Saddle up, patriots!

MintyFresh@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 20d (2 replies)

I don't get it?

green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 9 pts · 20d

https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2021/07/meet-anti-maga-trolls/619332/

luthis@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 20d

It's better you don't

jobbies@lemmy.zip · 56 pts · 20d (6 replies)

"Those are just my little ladybugs".

TIL there is no way I could ever be a sex worker.

spicehoarder@lemmy.zip · 23 pts · 20d (5 replies)

Is this a real thing? I thought it was just a shitpost

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 19d (4 replies)

So did the narrator of that story, but it was just lady bugs.

spicehoarder@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 19d (3 replies)

I don't know why by brain read that in a Morgan Freeman voice, but it did.

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 19d (2 replies)

He can narrate my life any day.

I saw an interview with him somewhere in which he described coming to this voice. He took diction classes in college, and developed his cadence by consciously fillers like "uh..." with pauses, which gives him gravitas.

I wonder what he sounds like at home.

Art3mis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 19d (1 reply)

I used to stutter pretty bad as a kid. Now i just pause like that. People tell me im intense and well spoken, but im just trying really hard to not sound like a skipping cd

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 19d

Actually that sounds familiar. Maybe he stuttered too?

eyelevel@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 19d (3 replies)

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some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 19d (2 replies)

Man, I just want to retire and raise some goats. I like working with both hands, is that so much of a stretch?

It's just a couple lil goatses

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 19d (1 reply)

I like making my own preserves, jams, jellies.

I'm just one man with one jar, but it makes me happy.

Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 19d

We were very poor when my daughters were little. It was terrible having two girls share one cup.