Geologist Reunited With Beloved Rock He Studied 20 Years Ago

https://theonion.com/geologist-reunited-with-beloved-rock-he-studied-20-years-ago/

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lvxferre@mander.xyz · 41 pts · 43d (1 reply)
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marcos@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 43d

No. You become a radical only when you practice detachment.

rmuk@feddit.uk · 22 pts · 43d (1 reply)

For once, I think The Onion has aimed for parody but hit reality instead. I know two people who study geology and they absolutely do have their favourite rocks.

Napster153@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 42d

Pet rocks are pretty cool, not gonna lie.

Bitflip@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 43d

Geology rocks, but geography is where it's at

SnailMagnitude@mander.xyz · 13 pts · 43d

I lost track of a petite blanche natural Belgian for some years, I know how he feels.

LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 42d

My mom had a rock collection. There was one big rock that was purpleish with white streaks through it. I remember going through her collection just to pull that rock out. Id be stoked if i came across it again.

Lenny@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 43d

Idk why but all I’m thinking is that if this was the premise of a skit only Paul Rudd could play it convincingly

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 42d

Sorry but The Onion can't compete with the real news anymore.