This is my fault. I typed up Fatboy's medical record and I made a mistake...
It should say 48% body fat, not 4.8...and I was being generous at that 48%.
That, ahem, 'body' is actually made up of 70% fat, 80% bullshit, and 50% rotting syphilis.
Which is mathematically impossible, but we ran the results quite a few times and the percentages never changed or wavered. The orange child rapist is just so full of shit it can change the laws of nature!!!
I see that the 4.8% was a mistake thankfully. I don't know much about body fat but I did see a video that showed you what each range looks like for male and female and the percentages of how many people fall under each. Basically hitting 10% and under is like the 1% range. Its extremely hard to stay under this level, is not healthy, and generally your only this low for specific reasons like competitions. 10-15% is still hard to maintain and again normally only obtainable by people who constantly exercise and eat specific diets. 15-20% is where most people who workout and eat right will end up. 20-30% is healthy and the range most people fit into. 30-40% is also not crazy either and it was interesting to see when shown people how despite being at that level some people can look heavier and others look completely fit still. I think anything above 40% is where you should be working on yourself.
ftr this is the kind of delusionsal thinking the whole body positivity brought us 2-3 yrs ago. until half its members died of heart complications at the ripe old age of 21.
25 Comments
just2look@lemmy.zip · 44 pts · 31d
Does his necklace go through his nose?
Obi@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 31d
Yeah what's up with that?? That can't be safe.
YoureHotCupCake@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 30d
He plays football for a living, I'm sure he deals with far more unsafe situations than jewelry.
crazycraw@crazypeople.online · 32 pts · 31d
no they said 48%
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 30d
No, that would be in metric, they were using imperial.
lennybird@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 31d
4.8%!? Hahaha... That's fucking insane.
Even that footballer looks closer to 8-10%.
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 31d
This is my fault. I typed up Fatboy's medical record and I made a mistake...
It should say 48% body fat, not 4.8...and I was being generous at that 48%.
That, ahem, 'body' is actually made up of 70% fat, 80% bullshit, and 50% rotting syphilis.
Which is mathematically impossible, but we ran the results quite a few times and the percentages never changed or wavered. The orange child rapist is just so full of shit it can change the laws of nature!!!
pomegranatefern@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 31d
I made an attempt and am now seeking recs for FOSS image editing options on de-Googled Android phones because wow this was not great.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 31d
Well if it’s not fat it must be bullshit
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 31d
He's retaining a lot of sewage water.
stretch2m@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 30d
All that DC swamp water he promised to drain?
partial_accumen@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 31d
ItsTheSamePicture.jpg /s
BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 31d
Corporate asks you to reconsider
ODuffer@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 31d
Decimal point error
Godric@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 31d
Source?
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 31d
How dare you!
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 31d
Peak male performance.
Etterra@discuss.online · 6 pts · 31d
Okay but what the hell is in that Metcalf dude's nose?
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 30d
It's probably some kind of advanced fat removing device.
Or a tape recorder (I saw a documentary on british tv about those once)
lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 30d
Reading glasses. Both he and Trump just turned 40.
TheGoldenV@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 31d
Thank you. Feel free to pierce what you like, but damn does that look uncomfortable and likely to cause damage. I hope it’s just a clip on.
Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 28d
I guess when you're built like that you don't have to worry about some shithead ripping it out because then you could just beat them to death.
HeyJoe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 30d
I see that the 4.8% was a mistake thankfully. I don't know much about body fat but I did see a video that showed you what each range looks like for male and female and the percentages of how many people fall under each. Basically hitting 10% and under is like the 1% range. Its extremely hard to stay under this level, is not healthy, and generally your only this low for specific reasons like competitions. 10-15% is still hard to maintain and again normally only obtainable by people who constantly exercise and eat specific diets. 15-20% is where most people who workout and eat right will end up. 20-30% is healthy and the range most people fit into. 30-40% is also not crazy either and it was interesting to see when shown people how despite being at that level some people can look heavier and others look completely fit still. I think anything above 40% is where you should be working on yourself.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 31d
4.8% means you are unhealthy.
Smoogs@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 30d
ftr this is the kind of delusionsal thinking the whole body positivity brought us 2-3 yrs ago. until half its members died of heart complications at the ripe old age of 21.
"healthy at every size!"