Where can I buy fascist takeover insurance?

I don't think you can insure a house that's already on fire...

Support your local Antifa.

Well, let's break this down.

With insurance you pay a little bit frequently and get a lot back when X happens.

So, if you want fascism insurance, start donating to your local fascist, and when they come to power, you have to hope that your fascism claim isn't denied for being a pre existing condition.

I don't know, but I've been told/ it's hard to run with the weight of gold/on the other hand I've heard it said/ it's just as hard with the weight of lead...

Is this a fever dream?
Seeped in reality
Eternal winds blowing
Not a single causality
Doors on the left side
Your eyes open wide
Oh Dee
Under the bridge streams
A perfect river harmony
Does that easy come easy go
Mortal mice to and fro..

https://atlanticfirearms.com/ohio-ordnance-works-1918a3-slr

Befriend someone with a lathe and see if they'll make you one of these bad boys

Buy a gun if you can, train with it regularly, and organize with your local communist party.