My darling hiring manager.

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inlandempire@jlai.lu · 26 pts · 35d

"Sup fuckers, [...]"

RunJun@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 35d (2 replies)

This got a sensible chuckle out of me but I haven’t seen anyone use ‘Dear…’ in a professional setting. It should lead with the names of the main addressees and maybe a pleasantry.

‘Morning, Jim and Bob,

Did you get that thing I sent ya?’

fishy@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 35d

Yeah I've been a corpo for over a decade and can't recall any dear fishy emails except when dealing with overseas production in China and Vietnam.

eestileib@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 35d

For a printed business letter, put their contact info in the top right, and address them with their title and surname, followed by a colon. For example,

Professor Thorne:

President Kennedy:

Father Milligan:

Ms Helgastottir:

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 35d (1 reply)

Grew up in Spain, spent the past 20+ years in English speaking countries,

It still creeps me out that I have to write "Dear" on emails.

Like, we haven't even met.

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 3 pts · 35d

Same but with German. Just anglophone things.

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 35d

And don't get me started on "yours truly"

taiyang@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 35d (1 reply)

For a while, I opened my cover letters with "Hi." like I'm fucking Windows 11 looking for a fresh install at their employment.

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 4 pts · 35d

At this point, you should probably try to introduce yourself like a LLM ... or just have an LLM write it for you.

The middle management types reading it love LLMs, and they'll instantly find the writing style comfortable and familiar.

farmgineer@nord.pub · 10 pts · 35d

When I learned business letter writing, they didn't. I realize things are a lot less formal now, but I still wouldn't write "dear x" in a business setting.

mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 35d (1 reply)

Be sure to stand out when sending your resume by starting the letter with "Dearest ..."

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 35d

My dearest Melpert...

RebekahWSD@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 35d (2 replies)

I had never even thought of it as a term of endearment, it was just "start a letter this way". Now that'll be such in my head!

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 6 pts · 35d

a term of endearment

endearment

endearment

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 35d

When I noticed it I switched to "Greetings" or "Good [time of day]"

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 35d

It's like if we casually used "esteemed" or "the most respectable" when emailing people.

justlemmyin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 35d (1 reply)

Aloe love,

MoffKalast@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 35d
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