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Charlie Kirk statue being placed in Times Square. No way there won’t be actual shit in his lap in 3… 2…

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ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world · 67 pts · 19d (1 reply)

Face is far too big.

runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 19d

Exactly. it's not even recognizably Kirk at this scale.

f314@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 19d (7 replies)

Someone should turn it into a fountain

Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus · 14 pts · 19d (3 replies)

Just wanted to post it's missing a hole lol

NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 9 pts · 19d (2 replies)

Wait, the statue has all his other holes?

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 7 pts · 19d

It will when I'm done with it.

Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 19d

Instruction unclear: unzips. . . duffle bag.

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 19d

Gotta depict him in his finest moment, after all.

one_old_coder@piefed.social · 3 pts · 18d

The drinking kind where you push a button.

ccunning@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 19d
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Radooo@piefed.social · 50 pts · 19d (1 reply)

That's not anatomically correct, there is a hole missing.

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 4 pts · 19d

I know of a way to correct this inaccuracy.

syklemil@discuss.tchncs.de · 30 pts · 19d (2 replies)

I believe the expression is

oh look, a new public toilet just opened

Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de · 19 pts · 19d (1 reply)

I think it'd be better if they turned it into a fountain, just like the real one was.

SatansDaughter@quokk.au · 9 pts · 19d

A gender neutral one too

sober_monk@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 19d (1 reply)

Bro's gonna be chopped up and taken to four different scrapyards as if he owed the cartel money.

very_well_lost@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 19d

empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 19d

me with a 3/16" drill bit and red sharpie

Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus · 16 pts · 19d (1 reply)

Wondering how long it takes for someone to make him a nice, big, veiny silicone addon for the microphone.

LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 19d

I like how you think.

I hope this turns into the Edinburgh statue thing with traffic cones, but with dildos.

DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 19d (1 reply)

Lol.

He's dead.

LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 19d

A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 18d

in the end he became what he hated the most

a person of color

LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 19d

I kinda feel they’ll have to hire a full-time hazmat suit person.

Human waste in public is toxic, right?

Who would have to pay for the constant cleaning? The statue owner? The city?

nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 19d

Hinge the elbow, mic replaced with a dildo, rope of cum across the left of his neck.