It’s so floppy and organic. They could call it a Fleshlight! Unless, of course, somehow that extremely specific and concise name has already been taken.
One thing that always irritates me when using a light to work on a car is light coming back at me. I have to turn my lights so all the light is going away from me.
Also "Mechanics, I made this for you." Uh, why is it sold by 30 Chinese companies on Amazon?
25 Comments
DahGangalang@infosec.pub · 51 pts · 45d
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it.
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 45d
sorry, still flaccid
EvilBit@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 45d
It’s so floppy and organic. They could call it a Fleshlight! Unless, of course, somehow that extremely specific and concise name has already been taken.
Hello_there@fedia.io · 37 pts · 45d
Dildo of finding. Minor magic item.
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 13 pts · 45d
In the underdark, there exist things that should remain unseen.
cybervseas@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 45d
I wonder how you attune it to yourself 😲
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 45d
Needs physical reagents, namely astroglide.
ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 45d
Two excellent uses at least...
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 45d
kata1yst@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 45d
https://tenor.com/ix3TrXU7Bl3.gif
RattlerSix@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 45d
One thing that always irritates me when using a light to work on a car is light coming back at me. I have to turn my lights so all the light is going away from me.
Also "Mechanics, I made this for you." Uh, why is it sold by 30 Chinese companies on Amazon?
kingofras@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 45d
Came to the comments to check if the internet had somehow miraculously matured overnight. You might call me naive.
Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 45d
Hi Naive.
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 45d
It gets dirty quickly and is hard to clean. Also, it not as bright as one would like.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 45d
Wipe it with an alcohol wipe
EvilBit@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 45d
Use smooth motions and don’t squeeze too tight.
teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 45d
Just put a condom on it.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 45d
Teeth are right out!
boyago@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 45d
Is this a product or a diy creation?
Typotyper@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 45d
A flacid light saber
Source. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3RF6jxWhJa8
littlelordfauntleroy@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 45d
I'm not even a mechanic and would def buy one. Think of all the activities!
LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 45d
https://www.amazon.com/Flashlight-Rechargeable-Professional-Illumination-Inspections/dp/B0GPY94S32
They're all over the place. Not custom or diy.
valar@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 45d
Wobbly lightsaber
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 45d
Chernobyl dongsaber
ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 45d
So that's how the president wanted to cure covid...
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 45d