Okay, this is actually genius

https://i.imgur.com/dtsOE2L.gifv

119 points · 25 comments · view on lemmy.world

25 Comments

DahGangalang@infosec.pub · 51 pts · 45d (1 reply)

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it.

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 45d

sorry, still flaccid

EvilBit@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 45d

It’s so floppy and organic. They could call it a Fleshlight! Unless, of course, somehow that extremely specific and concise name has already been taken.

Hello_there@fedia.io · 37 pts · 45d (3 replies)

Dildo of finding. Minor magic item.

wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 13 pts · 45d

In the underdark, there exist things that should remain unseen.

cybervseas@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 45d (1 reply)

I wonder how you attune it to yourself 😲

okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 45d

Needs physical reagents, namely astroglide.

ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 45d (2 replies)

Two excellent uses at least...

  • Lighting up deep inside cars
  • Comedy sketches requiring a flacid lightsaber
RattlerSix@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 45d

One thing that always irritates me when using a light to work on a car is light coming back at me. I have to turn my lights so all the light is going away from me.

Also "Mechanics, I made this for you." Uh, why is it sold by 30 Chinese companies on Amazon?

kingofras@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 45d (1 reply)

Came to the comments to check if the internet had somehow miraculously matured overnight. You might call me naive.

Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 45d

Hi Naive.

macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 45d (5 replies)

It gets dirty quickly and is hard to clean. Also, it not as bright as one would like.

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 45d (3 replies)

Wipe it with an alcohol wipe

EvilBit@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 45d (2 replies)

Use smooth motions and don’t squeeze too tight.

teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 45d

Just put a condom on it.

okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 45d

Teeth are right out!

boyago@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 45d

Is this a product or a diy creation?

Typotyper@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 45d

A flacid light saber

Source. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3RF6jxWhJa8

littlelordfauntleroy@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 45d (1 reply)

I'm not even a mechanic and would def buy one. Think of all the activities!

valar@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 45d (1 reply)

Wobbly lightsaber

TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 45d

Chernobyl dongsaber

ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 45d

So that's how the president wanted to cure covid...

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 45d
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