Difference is, I have to pay for my inputs and training data. I also don't try to sell my shit to people as though its the most valuable commodity on earth.
LLMs are explosively imprecise, statistically luke-warm, grey goo extrusion sphincters, which is why all the logos for ‘AI’ companies are variations of arseholes.
Admittedly the insults here on lemmy might be a bit more old-timey quirky compared to reddit, but we have to work with what we've got! You'll find it's quite groovy here once you warm up to it.
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CubitOom@infosec.pub · 47 pts · 15d
Real buttholes are useful, so it is not a good comparison.
quantumcrop@lemmy.today · 43 pts · 15d
Well they do both output shit.
missphant@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 15d
One shit fertilizes life, the other death.
Viceversa@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 15d
... and your lettuce from Taco bell
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 14d
“AI shit fertilizes death”
Checks out, no notes
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 14d
more like diarrhea.
REDACTED@infosec.pub · 0 pts · 14d
You uhh.. okay?
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 13d
Difference is, I have to pay for my inputs and training data. I also don't try to sell my shit to people as though its the most valuable commodity on earth.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 15d
It all started back in college
Renat@szmer.info · 18 pts · 14d
Renat@szmer.info · 4 pts · 14d
Bottom, lol
darthsundhaft@piefed.social · 15 pts · 15d
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 13 pts · 15d
I see you and I raise you:
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 13d
green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 13d
Uh oh Claude got caught with his dick in the cookie jar!
mlg@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 14d
There's probably a docker joke in here but thanks for the whale deepseek
nullify3112@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 13d
I only see the angry man giving you side eye
DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 15d
Grok looks like it had botched surgery.
marcos@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 15d
It's a black hole, in reference of what happens to investors money, instead of the others that reference what they give to the users.
TheRealShadeSlimmy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 15d
Can we add this one? 4.9 just dropped:
bort@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 15d
some of these look healthier than others
schmorpel@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 14d
looks at own avatar pic
sees business opportunity
Fed up with your annoying human employees? Want to rule over an army of yessayers? Shiny surfaces make you drool?
SchmorpAI has got your back! Let a million bullshit machines loose onto your business! Watch everything burn! Look, look at the flamesss!
green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 14d
Sold!!!
REDACTED@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 13d
TIL there are avatars on Lemmy
schmorpel@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 13d
Wait what's it called then, the tiny image next to my name? Inquiring luddites want to know!
REDACTED@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 13d
My app has no avatars. Yeah they're called avatars, I just never knew Lemmy has them
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 15d
Copilot doesn't really look like a butthole IMO
TheKaul@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 15d
Yeah more like a buttcrack
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 15d
I guess LOL
crozilla@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 15d
Is that a new collective noun? Like murder of crows?
charonn0@startrek.website · 9 pts · 15d
Should be a pucker of assholes.
hperrin@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 15d
The copilot butthole has easy access safety flaps.
lillardfair@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 15d
Perhaps they're started by Greendale alumni
nullify3112@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 13d
Can someone put these on cats? You know what I’m asking for:
jobbies@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 14d
Everything reminds me of her.
nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 14d
LLMs are explosively imprecise, statistically luke-warm, grey goo extrusion sphincters, which is why all the logos for ‘AI’ companies are variations of arseholes.
schmorpel@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 14d
Hey there, as a spinster I refuse to be associated with the shitrobot in any way! My yarn is nothing but finest local sheep wool.
nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 14d
Apologies, and corrected. I’m normally much more discerning with checking for these, and will endeavour to prevent this in the future.
That said, I must call you out as a dag as this juxtaposition uniquely warrants it.
schmorpel@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 14d
'Dag' sent me straight to the dictionary. Very accurate, 10/10 would be insulted again by this user! 👍
luciferofastora@feddit.org · 2 pts · 13d
A nonentity calling a schmorpAI-sales-spinster "dag" over an asshole-typo. This day is off to an interesting start.
schmorpel@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 13d
Admittedly the insults here on lemmy might be a bit more old-timey quirky compared to reddit, but we have to work with what we've got! You'll find it's quite groovy here once you warm up to it.
luciferofastora@feddit.org · 1 pts · 13d
I think the relative concentration of nerds with niche knowledge is higher here, yeah. I'll take a creative insult over generic slurs any day though.
PointyFluff@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 14d
You can't unlick a butthole, kids.
Car@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 13d
I guess that makes me a member of the butthole surfers.
MrKoyun@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 14d
Why is cortana there though
green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 14d
Didn’t beat the chocolate starfish accusations.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 13d
I have an idea for an AI company called UranusAI.
Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 14d
More like shit suckers.