Shits funny but also terrifying. Glad I let my dude keep his sheath.
this just made me realize this is about circumcision and not nurses helping dudes wack off
Here I was thinking the elf was getting a vasectomy until i saw Labor and Delivery
I was wondering what elf on the shelf torture chamber had to do with the movie studio.
Are nurses free to recuse themselves from circumcision procedures on ethical grounds? I feel like that would fuck me up
Oooh, you'll upset a whole bunch of circumcised Americans by telling them their dicks are mutilated.
Source: me, last time I suggested circumcision was MGM.
Your mental health wouldn't be that great either, if it was your job to cut the dicks of screaming babies over and over again.
I just wanted my cheeeeeeeese!
Generations of from-under stolen!
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Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 25 pts · 29d
Shits funny but also terrifying. Glad I let my dude keep his sheath.
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 34 pts · 29d
this just made me realize this is about circumcision and not nurses helping dudes wack off
crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 29d
Here I was thinking the elf was getting a vasectomy until i saw Labor and Delivery
snooggums@piefed.world · 3 pts · 29d
I was wondering what elf on the shelf torture chamber had to do with the movie studio.
stevestevesteve@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 29d
Are nurses free to recuse themselves from circumcision procedures on ethical grounds? I feel like that would fuck me up
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 28d
Oooh, you'll upset a whole bunch of circumcised Americans by telling them their dicks are mutilated.
Source: me, last time I suggested circumcision was MGM.
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 2 pts · 28d
Your mental health wouldn't be that great either, if it was your job to cut the dicks of screaming babies over and over again.
RelativeArea1@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 28d
I just wanted my cheeeeeeeese!
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 26d
Generations of from-under stolen!