Mr. Cobblepot would like to have a word with you

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GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 114 pts · 49d (2 replies)

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 49d

That's why he always carries around magnum condoms for his monster dong

nodiratime@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 49d

He prefers clams.

saltesc@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 49d (8 replies)

Dunno why it's still the norm for women to shame men's bodies so brazenly, but they can't catch any vibe that someone else may not like their own body.

TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today · 23 pts · 49d (1 reply)

I wouldn't say that it's a norm, at least not anymore than it is for men to shame women's bodies.

garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 49d

I would say both are norms and harmful consequences of the patriarchy tbh

Aqarius@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 49d

"When education is not liberating the dream of the oppressed is to become the oppressor."

starik@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 49d

This is from over 6 years ago. Woke 1.0 was just getting ramped up.

Nima@leminal.space · -5 pts · 49d (3 replies)

it's not the norm. this is just some twitter thot. stop giving thots the time of day or any consideration.

edit: apparently some of you are angry you couldn't get her OF 😂

saltesc@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 48d (2 replies)

I think you need to disengage from the internet a bit.

Nima@leminal.space · 2 pts · 48d (1 reply)

for saying dudes shouldn't listen to shitty women who spout nasty comments about men's appearances?

uhhh alright. maybe y'all are into that or something.

saltesc@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 48d

👍

Ariselas@piefed.ca · 24 pts · 49d (2 replies)

How fast would Jule$ be getting a free Scientology personality test if a 5'6" Tom Cruise winked at her?

X@piefed.world · 5 pts · 49d (1 reply)

So fast that light would struggle to keep up

Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 3 pts · 49d

She would open a black hole from the sheer speed

dillekant@slrpnk.net · 24 pts · 49d (3 replies)

Devito is the only person I can think of who would say his height is shorter than it actually is. Dude's probably like 5' 3" but downplays it.

LurkingLuddite@piefed.social · 12 pts · 49d

He's getting old enough he might be shortening. lol

FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 49d

What are you talking about? Charlie Day is like 5'6" and standing next to Danny he is definitely much more than 3 inches taller.

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 49d

DeVito is legitimately under 5' feet tall

Kennystillalive@feddit.org · 9 pts · 49d

If only 1% go through the link tree and signed in for her OF, she made profit out of that out rage. Don't be stupid giving rage baiters money by giving them clout.

jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 48d

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 49d (1 reply)

I wish I was, like, 4'7'' instead of 6'6''. Being tall is overrated.

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 49d

Could be worse, like being 6'7"...

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 49d (1 reply)

Devito is so legendary over so many decades. I want to talk shit but I dunno

ms_lane@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 49d

He just wants to be P U R E

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 49d

He’s one of my favorites. Danny Devito is a prince. See Get Shorty. He’s not main, but still so good.

cardboardchris@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 49d

Excellent Batman Returns reference

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 49d

Pfft. STFU Nardo!