Maybe Jake is a Cake. He kind of "was" a puppy in "another" time. I mean, I am all with that Cake. The one that met the snake/wyrm/? memory eating, dream shitting, otherworldly, pizza eating, Cosmic Owl Brother!
It's fun to flirt, isn't it? Especially when there are so many sweethearts who you know will just be so cute when they finally blossom. If I think they'll appreciate the attention, I give it to them, as I know how affirming it is to be wanted for who you want to be.
Imagine living life alone and missing your "soulmate" because you were too much a nerd to let people enjoy shit how they like. It would be a top 10 saddest thing in life.
Not sure you understood the post? The joke is that OP is a trans woman who hasn't realized it yet (an egg, see the community title), and the lesbians are "preordering" by hitting on this person cause they've already realized they're trans.
31 Comments
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 93 pts · 31d
"Preorder your local transbian now for only 15 Blåhajs and a year's supply of E!"
Quokka@quokk.au · 43 pts · 31d
Look, I'll sweeten the deal. You can have me for free, please just take me.
erotador@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 31d
grabs
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 31d
free you say? hmm :3
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 30d
Free and opensource? :3
thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 31d
To a good home! :3
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 31d
Spawncamping
Shirow@lemmy.zip · 42 pts · 31d
I'm in beta test already ૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა Needs more bug testing though :3
fonix232@fedia.io · 34 pts · 31d
*hug testing
Shirow@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 31d
Test was successful. But data insufficient :3
fonix232@fedia.io · 14 pts · 31d
Testing must continue. At the end, there will be cake.
Shirow@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 31d
No cake for puppies though :3 I could be delivered in a cube with a heart on it.
fonix232@fedia.io · 9 pts · 31d
Puppies can have cake too. Just need to do the daily squats.
Chakravanti@multiverse.soulism.net · 6 pts · 31d
Maybe Jake is a Cake. He kind of "was" a puppy in "another" time. I mean, I am all with that Cake. The one that met the snake/wyrm/? memory eating, dream shitting, otherworldly, pizza eating, Cosmic Owl Brother!
sundray@lemmus.org · 33 pts · 31d
Beat the rush! Reserve your cutie-patootie today!
Solely_a_Catt@programming.dev · 23 pts · 31d
I wish qwq
brookedSmile@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 31d
Disgusting! Where???
yet_another_nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 30d
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 30d
If only I didn't know which anime this is from 😔
megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 29d
So say we all.
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 28d
I wanna be pre-ordered--------
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 28d
Why do you think people on here have flirted with you for years? :3
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 28d
becuz its funny and kinda expected and just the vibe here and what u just do....
its what ive been doing too recently.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 28d
It's fun to flirt, isn't it? Especially when there are so many sweethearts who you know will just be so cute when they finally blossom. If I think they'll appreciate the attention, I give it to them, as I know how affirming it is to be wanted for who you want to be.
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 28d
its only fun to me cuz i wanna make peeps feel smol and loved.,.,,.
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 30d
my past partners all turned out to be lesbian and i still didn't get it
brookedSmile@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 30d
🤔
makeshift0546@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 31d
Imagine living life alone and missing your "soulmate" because you were too much a nerd to let people enjoy shit how they like. It would be a top 10 saddest thing in life.
DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml · 33 pts · 31d
Not sure you understood the post? The joke is that OP is a trans woman who hasn't realized it yet (an egg, see the community title), and the lesbians are "preordering" by hitting on this person cause they've already realized they're trans.
makeshift0546@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 31d
I did miss that connection 🤦♂️ thought it was normal I hate preorders bullshit
purplerabbit@piefed.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 31d
don't preorder though :3 (unless it's a cute trans critter, of course)