New York sculptor spent $100,000 to make a Charlie Kirk statue no one wants to buy
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/20/sculptor-charlie-kirk-statue-new-york
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/20/sculptor-charlie-kirk-statue-new-york
53 Comments
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 123 pts · 26d
Should have made it a fountain with the hole coming out of the neck
givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 26d
I'm pretty sure that's people's plan...
If you get the right angle, the splashback could be pretty realistic...
e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de · 22 pts · 26d
Don't give him ideas, somebody might actually buy the Charlie Kirk fountain.
Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 26d
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 4 pts · 26d
Is this AI?
Angular@crazypeople.online · 10 pts · 26d
It’s slop, yes
thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 26d
The ultimate manneken piss
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 26d
... Damn, if I had $100k to spare (and a drill) I might genuinely add that fountain to my yard.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 26d
The artist spent $100k, they thought it would sell for millions.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 26d
oh I wasn't gonna pay this wankstain for that godawful sculpt, I was just gonna make my own. Maybe I could 3D print a little desktop one...
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 26d
A 9mm drillbit could turn it into a peephole
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 61 pts · 26d
The guardians out here doing their best to help a Kirk fan sell his shit
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 26d
Gotta find something to pad between articles from JK Rowling about how Dumbledore would happily murder Trans people and some Reform UK slimeball insisting Ukraine refugees were stealing all the NHS money.
Blibly@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 26d
Labeling fascist culture war ghouls "activists" may literally be correct but I refuse to consider them so. They are not activists as we colloquially consider them. They are agitators, stochastic terrorists and our media has been laundering their awful slop for far too long.
Have fun in hell Charlie you scumbag.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 26d
Charlie Kirk was an “activist” in the same way that Horst Wessel was an “activist” - which is to say that the regime picked him up as a mascot after he got ganked, so the regime could get some blood on their flag and say “look what they did to my boy 😭”.
givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 26d
Really takes off from the headline...
Tm12@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 26d
RIP Luis Jimenez, sculptor of “Blucifer”.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 26d
Stick it in a pay toilet and you can still make your money back.
albbi@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 26d
Make a Trump statue as well and you'd have the start of a pay toilet sculpture garden. World's first!
Reverendender@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 26d
But it comes with a free frogurt!
NABDad@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 26d
It's a decent likeness, but somehow not quite creepy enough.
I wouldn't pay money or travel to see it, but if I happened to walk by it and I was sure of not catching a charge, I'd probably be willing to stop and piss on it.
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 26d
His weird body is the creepy part of this statue. It looks like his body is underwater and you’re viewing it from above the surface in the way that makes it look squashed.
NABDad@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 26d
Ah. I looked at the second picture in the article.
Torso is too short.
I'd still be willing to piss on it.
Edit: Looking at it again, I still think the creepiest part about it is it looks like Charlie Kirk.
Chozo@fedia.io · 22 pts · 26d
It looks like dogshit. And that's before you even consider the fact that it looks like Charlie Kirk.
tea_n_typewriters@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 26d
It’s got the Ronaldo statue vibes.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 26d
Maybe take the commission, THEN do the work next time. What a dumb ass.
ToastedRavioli@midwest.social · 18 pts · 26d
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 26d
If given the chance I would love to urinate on it
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 26d
The amount of time it took me to realize that didn't say "Futanari"...
😐
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 26d
Let's make a freedom statue for a fascist because why not?
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 26d
What sculptor has $100,000 to piss away???
quick_snail@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 26d
If it included labour, all of them who want to make it
regdog@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 26d
*Man who created a cursed statue*: "This statue is definately not cursed"
finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 26d
Lol the right has basically forgotten about him already
daannii@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 26d
I didn't like the guy okay. But honestly at this point some of the shit the right has done to him seems really disrespectful.
Like way beyond a leftist saying "charlie kirk was a racist, misogynistic grifter"
Like what they do is well beyond discussing traits.
It's almost like they taxidermy-ed him (or whatever the word is) to roll him around to sell cheap shit to people who never knew who he was until he died.
This statue. His wife's behavior. The "pregnancy" . TPU
It's all so deranged.
I don't agree with his profession but let's be a little honest. It was a grift. He likely didn't believe half the shit he said. But that's all he will ever be known for.
Kinda sad.
But also this "artist" sounds like a grifter themselves. Just thought they could do a cash grab.
"I wasn’t a fan of Charlie,” he said. “Like one thing that I couldn’t stand about him while he was alive [was] when he was talking about Palestine. [Kirk would say]: ‘Oh no, Palestine doesn’t exist.’ I thought: ‘Well, this guy must be out of his mind.’”
glasratz@feddit.org · 5 pts · 26d
You really underestimate fascists, don't you?
daannii@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 26d
Well I mean , that's how most people in my circle remember him.
The 30% of magas definitely think of him as prophet or something.
SnoopSqueak@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 26d
I think he was a harmful hatemongerer and I am glad he is dead.
But I agree about how off-putting it is for so many people to continue profiting off his death. They are scavengers milking a corpse for all they can. It's not about respecting the person he was, it's about shamelessly exploiting him for their own gain.
daannii@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 26d
Yeah maybe "disrespectful" wasn't quite what I meant. Your description is more with how I was thinking.
The pure greed. Using a man's death for personal gain at that scale.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 26d
He'd have been in the money if he'd just cranked that shit out a few months earlier.
His mistake was trying to make something that looked good, rather than churning slop you could push on a bunch of dipshits with more money than sense.
ryan213@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 26d
It's missing that neck...scratch.
paraphrand@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 26d
This totally reads like an Onion article too.
Grass@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 26d
if it was a fountain someone would have bought it
quick_snail@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 26d
This artists just needs to get good at marketing.
If he made it into a guerilla piece in some park and then "someone" shot it in the neck, pouring red paint on it, and then he "complained" about it to the press
....then it would be worth a lot
hOrni@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 26d
Ehh. You know, that because of this article, some trump peon will hear about this, and actually pay the guy for the statue with public money, right?
stoly@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 26d
What would I do with an extra $100,000? I am sure I can come up with all sorts of ideas.
Art3mis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 26d
Easy. Bottom surgery and rent for a year and a motorcycle
stoly@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 26d
That seems like a reasonable one. I would probably put nearly all of it towards my housing so that I can clear my mortgage debt more quickly. Maybe set aside a portion to pay off credit cards.
MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 26d
They finally made Kirk a POC. I'm sure he's crying in hell.
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 26d
Bro is cashing in a little too late on a man who's been dead for almost a year. He should have taken a lesson from Erika Kirk on how quickly to get on the grift train.
Sorry Mr. Futanari, you missed out.
ClownStatue@piefed.social · 1 pts · 26d
Wonderful likeness. I know I might seriously injure myself if I were to punch it in the face… But I still want to punch it in the face.
notsle@kzoo.to · 1 pts · 26d
@e8d79 creepy
Krudler@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 26d
Dude should go back to not being a sculptor.