... demand repayment from life for stealing from my lemon tree.
Failing that, get engineering to make those lemons combustible, and make life rue the day it thought it could just hand me lemons, like everything would just be normal afterward.
That's honestly kinda sad. Maybe it's just 'cuz I have a cum fetish but I love making guys feel like they're completely spent, like a succubus sucking their soul out of their body.
I mean frankly, I agree with you, it is actually sad.
I'm a bi cis dude... actually a switch, not a top... closer to 40 yo than 30 now... been with lets say under 20 different people.
Literally never once been with a top. Never. Oh sure, a few people will act like they're a top... they're a confused bossy/bratty bottom, they never take any initiative, ever.
Only a few switches, which I by far enjoyed the most... because I don't have to be a top all the time.
But the significant majority have been bottoms.
... Only a few of them ever gave me oral, none of them has ever gotten me all the way, that way. Ever.
I've had more sex partners than the average person my age... never once came from a BJ, in my entire life. Never met anyone who had any idea what they were doing.
Despite me giving all of them oral, quite successfully.
I... genuienly had to get away from it all, move somewhere else, have a bit of a hermit phase (i guess this would just be a midlife crisis lol) to truly realize how a whole lot of elements of my life I just assumed were relatively normal... just aren't/weren't, that I've been through a considerable amount of abuse and exploitation... not just pertaining to the topic of sex, but, dont wanna go even further into tmi.
I'm since really been working on just ... not letting shitty people into my life, basically? I've always known who I am, what my boundaries and wants are... I tell people them, directly, clearly, they make the faces and mouth noises like they're listening and understand, and then within a few months, they forget them, and when I tell them again, I'm being some kind of unreasonable.
sigh
... It is now occuring to me that a potential explanation for some of this is that I've actually been more people's first or maybe second fuck than I realized. ... a lot of them would just kind of blush and say 'they'd done this before' while looking away... when it sure seemed like they hadn't.
Fucking hooray autism, goddamnit.
I may accidentally have punched more v-cards than I thought, by way of defaulting to assuming people are honest.
... anyway thats a lot of words to say dear christ i need a succubus to evacuate my soul
19 Comments
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 68 pts · 35d
... how ... do i say this...
I think some of ya'll need to really try to start topping life itself.
Milk it for every last drop, so to speak.
EDIT
Lol ok round 2, because a top's work is never done:
Grab life by the balls. Not destructively, not angrily... but firmly. Show life that you mean business.
osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org · 19 pts · 35d
What would you suggest doing if life gave you lemons?
yet_another_nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 27 pts · 35d
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 35d
... demand repayment from life for stealing from my lemon tree.
Failing that, get engineering to make those lemons combustible, and make life rue the day it thought it could just hand me lemons, like everything would just be normal afterward.
cabbagepatchcrabs@retrolemmy.com · 7 pts · 35d
I'm going to burn your house down, with the lemons!
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 35d
... you should see what I can do with a potato.
fartographer@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 35d
Did life give them to me, or did I find them on a tree like a lemon-stealing whore?
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 35d
bold of you to assume I can't milk every last drop as a bottom >:3
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 35d
No offense, but I've never met a bottom that could do that.
May just be bad luck on my part.
... maybe you can be the exception that breaks my rule?
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 34d
That's honestly kinda sad. Maybe it's just 'cuz I have a cum fetish but I love making guys feel like they're completely spent, like a succubus sucking their soul out of their body.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 34d
I mean frankly, I agree with you, it is actually sad.
I'm a bi cis dude... actually a switch, not a top... closer to 40 yo than 30 now... been with lets say under 20 different people.
Literally never once been with a top. Never. Oh sure, a few people will act like they're a top... they're a confused bossy/bratty bottom, they never take any initiative, ever.
Only a few switches, which I by far enjoyed the most... because I don't have to be a top all the time.
But the significant majority have been bottoms.
... Only a few of them ever gave me oral, none of them has ever gotten me all the way, that way. Ever.
I've had more sex partners than the average person my age... never once came from a BJ, in my entire life. Never met anyone who had any idea what they were doing.
Despite me giving all of them oral, quite successfully.
I... genuienly had to get away from it all, move somewhere else, have a bit of a hermit phase (i guess this would just be a midlife crisis lol) to truly realize how a whole lot of elements of my life I just assumed were relatively normal... just aren't/weren't, that I've been through a considerable amount of abuse and exploitation... not just pertaining to the topic of sex, but, dont wanna go even further into tmi.
I'm since really been working on just ... not letting shitty people into my life, basically? I've always known who I am, what my boundaries and wants are... I tell people them, directly, clearly, they make the faces and mouth noises like they're listening and understand, and then within a few months, they forget them, and when I tell them again, I'm being some kind of unreasonable.
sigh
... It is now occuring to me that a potential explanation for some of this is that I've actually been more people's first or maybe second fuck than I realized. ... a lot of them would just kind of blush and say 'they'd done this before' while looking away... when it sure seemed like they hadn't.
Fucking hooray autism, goddamnit.
I may accidentally have punched more v-cards than I thought, by way of defaulting to assuming people are honest.
... anyway thats a lot of words to say dear christ i need a succubus to evacuate my soul
sundray@lemmus.org · 43 pts · 35d
So... I'm not good? 🥺
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 35d
naughty naughty ;3
sundray@lemmus.org · 12 pts · 35d
:3
brookedSmile@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 35 pts · 35d
Whatever earns me good girls and head pats 🫦
Blibly@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 35d
Please take care of yourselves 🙏 lol
Shirow@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 35d
My mind is telling that you shouldn't but I know deep inside I would do the same 👉👈.
Una@europe.pub · 16 pts · 35d
I am evil 😈
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 35d
What's the right answer supposed to be? Dissociation?
Racoonwithbenefits@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 35d