Donald Trump wins the 2026 FIFA World Championship!

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9 Comments

ZeroCool@piefed.ca · 23 pts · 37d (4 replies)

Donald Trump tried to cheat the USMNT's way into the quarter-finals and they still lost. Talk about a world-class loser.

cybervseas@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 37d (3 replies)

He went to the Knicks game, shut down Manhattan, got booed, and made the Knicks lose one of their games.

Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 37d (2 replies)

He went to the World Cup to support Argentina and made Argentina lose.

baldingpudenda@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 37d (1 reply)

We should name the opposite of midas touch as trump touch. Everything he touches turns to shits.

Gerblat@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 37d

That’s already called the Mierdas touch, but Trump definitely has it for sure

SailorFuzz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 37d

why is he even there?

kurmudgeon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 37d

Donald Trump raped kids.

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 37d (1 reply)
tomiant@piefed.world · 1 pts · 36d

I was confused what you meant, thanks for the tip about that sub! :)