Text screenshot looks straight out of a movie. You telling me you’ve never texted your significant other until you asked what they wanted for their birthday? Or what, you constantly delete your conversations?
They can’t announce it too quickly or else it’ll look suspicious… well, more suspicious than this shit already looks. They think they’re pulling a sneaky
I had to Delve too deep for this response
A square of pants
Vincent ❤️
Yeah, he’s not exactly hiding it all that well
Text screenshot looks straight out of a movie. You telling me you’ve never texted your significant other until you asked what they wanted for their birthday? Or what, you constantly delete your conversations?
Wtf, it’s called a watch, not a listen
That’s bad
$900?? Damn the inflation of the menstruation crustacean station
I’m so fucking tired of this ghoul
It’s actually not even “robots in disguise”, it’s “robots into guys”
Oh shit, well I definitely wouldn’t want a repressive dictatorship!
What a load of ball-gargling bullshit
My eye won’t stop twitching
Or else it goes to Lowe’s again
Yep, the best of both worlds. Only surpassed by oatmeal scotchies (oatmeal cookies with butterscotch morsels)
What a fucking sentence lmfao
Sounds like you didn’t have many books as a child
They can’t announce it too quickly or else it’ll look suspicious… well, more suspicious than this shit already looks. They think they’re pulling a sneaky
Well, his brain died, so
I guarantee that’s a Playskool phone in the thumbnail, just painted black to trick Trump into thinking he’s a big boy
With fascists leading the US, law is being left behind every-fucking-where