c/memes · by Ypsilenna@sh.itjust.works · 1d

Crustacean Station

I think this meme is old, but I still want to have this thing as much as the first time it was posted 😆

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25 Comments

stevles@aussie.zone · 63 pts · 1d (6 replies)

The problem is not the menstruation crustacean station, how can it be? It's amazing. The problem is they aren't suited for each other.

Where the hell do I get one of these? My wife would love it.

ickplant@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1d (4 replies)

You can get one for $900:

https://www.milystatue.com/product/hot-sale-fiberglass-lobster-butler-statue-with-tray-mlfs-007/

Gerblat@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1d (2 replies)

$900?? Damn the inflation of the menstruation crustacean station

Ypsilenna@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 1d

Why in tarnation can't we afford the menstruation crustacean station? I guess we'll need a donation.

huppakee@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d

Imagine living with someone who's able to spend $900 on a silly joke, and then ask them to move out because one or the jokes wasn't good enough. Rich people have such weird solutions to their problems.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

https://www.searchfindorder.com/products/creative-silicone-crab-utensil-holder

i'm pretty sure we didn't get ours from this website. then again. i don't know. it was a while ago.

Echo5@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2h

I saw a “menstruation crustacean” at Walmart recently but it was a heating pad. Had to do a double take

YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip · 46 pts · 1d (5 replies)

Shouldn't it be "crustacean menstruation station"? Putting "crustacean" first will distinguish it from other menstruation stations, such as a cetacean menstruation station or a Croatian menstruation station.

CannonFodder@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1d (3 replies)

But there could be other crustacean stations such as a carnation crustacean station.

dalekcaan@feddit.nl · 10 pts · 1d

Looks more like a crustacean carnation station, imo

YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 1d

I suppose that's better if you plan on repurposing your crustacean station. If you get into MMA you can repurpose your menstruation crustacean station into a pankration crustacean station. Religion? You can make it a salvation crustacean station or a damnation crustacean station, depending on the flavor of religion.

Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1h

Not to be confused with a Tarnation Crustacean Station. Though I'm gonna have to ask you to picture that for yourselves...

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1d

This guy Englishes.

And you're right. The purpose of the station is holding menstruation material. It's a menstruation station. And type is crustacean.

Blibly@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1d

You don't deserve her!

Codpiece@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 1d

She sounds a bit crabby.

tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1d

It is counterproductive to boil the crustacean before forcing them into labor.

jade52@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 1d