My ex once gifted me a spatula. Not because we would have needed one, but because she liked the idea of me spanking her with it. Unfortunately it had holes though, so it hurt a lot more than she thought. So we went back to flat hand without tools. Still a nice thought of her.
Text screenshot looks straight out of a movie. You telling me you’ve never texted your significant other until you asked what they wanted for their birthday? Or what, you constantly delete your conversations?
Joel is a boyfriend or their fried. They only communicated through group chat before. They got invited to his birthday party and sent a private message asking about the gift.
They do make adhesive lamination sheets so you don’t need a machine. They don’t work as well though, and they are quite a bit more matte as appears to be the case here.
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lotharmatthaeus@lemmy.zip · 109 pts · 8d
My ex once gifted me a spatula. Not because we would have needed one, but because she liked the idea of me spanking her with it. Unfortunately it had holes though, so it hurt a lot more than she thought. So we went back to flat hand without tools. Still a nice thought of her.
Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 77 pts · 8d
FishFace@piefed.social · 15 pts · 8d
Do holes make it directly hurt more or just go faster?
rapchee@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 8d
same force on less surface equals more pressure, i think
maybe more edges make it worse too
verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 8d
Think it’s a combination of this and greater speed.
janus2@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 8d
both are correct yes. insufficiently rounded edges and/or high enough impact force can cause bleeding (which may or may not be desired lol)
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 8d
Probably
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 5d
add enough holes and the spatula will break the sound barrier and create a shockwave that levels the building and kills everyone within 30 meters
kek_kecske_31@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 8d
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 8d
“… and what better way to say ‘I love you’ than with the gift of a spatula?…”
Gerblat@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 8d
Text screenshot looks straight out of a movie. You telling me you’ve never texted your significant other until you asked what they wanted for their birthday? Or what, you constantly delete your conversations?
Ghoelian@piefed.social · 19 pts · 7d
The battery at 79% 18:53 is pretty sus as well
kijete@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 7d
Why is that sus?
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 7d
Because communists don't celebrate birthdays and that's commie time.
DrPop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 7d
A screenshot with any juice is sus.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 14 pts · 7d
Joel is a boyfriend or their fried. They only communicated through group chat before. They got invited to his birthday party and sent a private message asking about the gift.
Source: none.
someguy3@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 8d
Really? Laminated?
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 8d
They do make adhesive lamination sheets so you don’t need a machine. They don’t work as well though, and they are quite a bit more matte as appears to be the case here.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 5d
some people just have laminating machines, getting old ones from an office or whatever
Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 10 pts · 7d
Aww, it's a little ladlle, Laddy.
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 8d
and what better way to say i love you then with the gift of a spatula
strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 6d
If my girlfriend gave me a laddle, I think I'd display it on my desk and cherish it forever.