c/cat · by ickplant@lemmy.world · 29dA play in four acts 638 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world
23 Comments
Sludgehammer@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 29d
I'm pretty sure if you could speak cat, it'd be yelling "How dare you do this to me!"
MrKoyun@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 28d
"You betrayed me, Human!"
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 41 pts · 28d
"Gross, it tastes like cilantro!" - Cat
ickplant@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 28d
My husband says it either taste like soap or solid deodorant. I have no idea how he knows what deodorant tastes like.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 28d
How else are you supposed to keep your farts smelling nice?
ickplant@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 28d
Touché
MrShankles@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 28d
Tushié
khanh@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 28d
you asking the wrong questions, everyone gets soap in their mouth at some point; how does he know it tastes like soap or solid deoderant? he tried it?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 29d
A play in four cats
essell@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 28d
"Gonna have to go lick my ass to get the taste out of my mouth"
Marthirial@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 28d
If you watch the play in reverse this is about a cat showing you the lengths he will go to fuck you up.
notsure@fedia.io · 10 pts · 29d
Hey, I've seen this one... hahahahahha
ickplant@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 28d
It’s a classic!
mechoman444@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 28d
O this smells nice.
Chomp
Christ on a stick!
Looks over to human: why would you leave this here! Remove it immediately!
luciferofastora@feddit.org · 9 pts · 28d
Not a plant, but definitely ick. Username half checks out ;-)
TomMasz@piefed.social · 9 pts · 28d
Cat News Anchor: This just in... soap is not food. Film at 11.
islandcoda42@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 28d
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 29d
Brought to you by Dr. Teals
Etterra@discuss.online · 7 pts · 28d
Remember kids, if your mom tries to wash your mouth out with soap, you take a big fucking bite of that bar, chew it up, and then spit it at her.
ickplant@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 28d
10/10, no notes.
RebekahWSD@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 28d
The kitten dragged one of the thin used bars out of the bathtub into the hallway so now all the soap is in the bathroom closet!
troglodytis@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 28d
Loss
MrChewy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 28d
Schizophrenia