A play in four acts

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Sludgehammer@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 29d (1 reply)

I'm pretty sure if you could speak cat, it'd be yelling "How dare you do this to me!"

MrKoyun@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 28d

"You betrayed me, Human!"

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 41 pts · 28d (5 replies)

"Gross, it tastes like cilantro!" - Cat

ickplant@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 28d (4 replies)

My husband says it either taste like soap or solid deodorant. I have no idea how he knows what deodorant tastes like.

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 28d (2 replies)

How else are you supposed to keep your farts smelling nice?

ickplant@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 28d (1 reply)

Touché

MrShankles@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 28d

Tushié

khanh@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 28d

you asking the wrong questions, everyone gets soap in their mouth at some point; how does he know it tastes like soap or solid deoderant? he tried it?

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 29d

A play in four cats

essell@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 28d

"Gonna have to go lick my ass to get the taste out of my mouth"

Marthirial@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 28d

If you watch the play in reverse this is about a cat showing you the lengths he will go to fuck you up.

notsure@fedia.io · 10 pts · 29d (1 reply)

Hey, I've seen this one... hahahahahha

ickplant@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 28d

It’s a classic!

mechoman444@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 28d

O this smells nice.

Chomp

Christ on a stick!

Looks over to human: why would you leave this here! Remove it immediately!

luciferofastora@feddit.org · 9 pts · 28d

Not a plant, but definitely ick. Username half checks out ;-)

TomMasz@piefed.social · 9 pts · 28d

Cat News Anchor: This just in... soap is not food. Film at 11.

islandcoda42@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 28d

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 29d

Brought to you by Dr. Teals

Etterra@discuss.online · 7 pts · 28d (1 reply)

Remember kids, if your mom tries to wash your mouth out with soap, you take a big fucking bite of that bar, chew it up, and then spit it at her.

ickplant@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 28d

10/10, no notes.

RebekahWSD@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 28d

The kitten dragged one of the thin used bars out of the bathtub into the hallway so now all the soap is in the bathroom closet!

troglodytis@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 28d (1 reply)

Loss

MrChewy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 28d

Schizophrenia