Andrew Tated

194 points · 30 comments · view on lemmy.world

30 Comments

shininghero@pawb.social · 54 pts · 29d (1 reply)

He's so alpha that he's unstable, missing features, and prone to crashing.

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 29d

He looks vibe coded

ramble81@lemmy.zip · 41 pts · 29d (1 reply)

Okay, I’m a grower, not a shower, but even I would leave an outline in something that tight.

Oh, and fuck you for making me look at his crotch.

CanadianCorhen@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 29d

thats lots, and lots, of steroids for you.

Botzo@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 29d (1 reply)

Bro, you don't tactical tuck?

It's the latest alpha big dick energy fad that I just made up.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 29d

Funny because this is generally more of a femboy/transgirl move... who doesn't like surprises?

Mac@mander.xyz · 26 pts · 29d (2 replies)

GodofLies@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 28d (1 reply)

The point isn't about body shaming. It's about the double standards that the OP is trying point out (regardless of whether the image is real or not).

Mac@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 28d

Right right so lemmy explain this to you

This part is about you (or anyone) making comments about peoples bodies regardless of your intentions

This part is about how much Andrew Tate gives a shit about your (or anyone's) opinion (not that he'll ever even see it)

And this final part is about your (or anyone's) friends, family, community members, etc being the ones you're (or anyone's) actually affecting with your shitty comments

 

Hope that clears it up. Lmk if not!

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 29d (6 replies)

... this has to be shopped, right?

He can't actually be a eunuch, right?

I'd make more displacement than that while unconscious and not dreaming, in a blizzard...

Arbys called. Where's the meat?

mirshafie@europe.pub · 8 pts · 29d (3 replies)

Yeah I think this is photoshopped actually. Can't be real. Women have bigger bulges than this.

You can tuck in your dick and you can tuck in your balls, but you can't tuck all three of them in at the same time.

SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 29d

Steroids make some things big

And some things small

BabyVi@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 29d

The testicles actually go up into your body when tucked properly. So there's room for sure.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 29d

Yeah I agree with you, this just actually does not make sense unless he's a Ken Doll.

Bro literally has no balls.

Yeah, you can tuck, or maybe have a micropeen ... but he would have had to actually lose his balls, which is simply too on the nose insane for me to entertain for the serial rapist king of the manopshere.

And also yeah... any... basically woman that's actually a woman, that's gone through puberty, would also have more of a bulge than this.

Eldritch@piefed.world · 6 pts · 29d

Sir, this is a Wendi's.

4am@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 29d

ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 28d (1 reply)

It's also extremely alpha male to leave a ring around the nipple because that part hurts too much.

Rumo161@feddit.org · 3 pts · 28d

That hurts so fucking much.... I didnt look like an "alpha" while getting my nipple done. I looked like a little crybaby and all artists in the shop watched in horror and exitement.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 14 pts · 29d

He's an innie, not an outie.

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 29d

This explains so much.

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 29d

Andrew No-tater

ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 28d

Mac@mander.xyz · 8 pts · 29d

Why am i being subjected to seeing this idiot

MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 29d (1 reply)

They will probably say he's not guilty of rape because his dick is too small for penetration.

NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 28d

Ohhh so that's why he's into kids

Psaldorn@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 29d

Why misogynist have giant placenta tattoo?

arin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 28d

No wonder he went after kids

BCsven@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 28d

Wait, no Banana for scale?

bampop@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 28d

Am I the only person that's seeing a camel toe?

J_M@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 28d

Misogyny Barbie®