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::: spoiler Transcript 4 Panel Comic
Panel 1: an alien floats in the air suspended by a column of light before a bewildered guy and his dog.
Guy: Holy crap!! Aliens!!!
Panel 2: Alien floating in the column of light speaks to the guy and his dog.
Alien: We have determined your species worthy of galactic ascension.
Panel 3: the alien reaches out, the guy lifts his arms ready to be received.
Guy: Yes!! Finally!!!
Panel 4: The alien takes a dumb looking, but happy, golden retriever. The guy is shocked.
extra fabulous ZMS :::
29 Comments
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 56 pts · 32d
They're right.
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 32d
But is a world without dogs worth living on?
nexguy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 32d
Let me ask my cats...
...they've let me know it's still worth it for humans to live on Earth.
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 31d
prex@aussie.zone · 20 pts · 32d
They're all good dogs bront.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 32d
That bitty little ass next door is not.
crazycraw@crazypeople.online · 16 pts · 32d
not gonna argue that one, but I have to wonder what's up with cats tho.
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 32d
I would assume cats were demoted just for being assholes.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 32d
They DGAF.
HootinNHollerin@piefed.social · 10 pts · 32d
Cats send their nightly reports on the evolution of the human species to the galactic federation
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 32d
Cats were left so they can continue being humans overlords.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 32d
Keeping the dogs (and humans) in line.
radiofreebc@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 32d
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 32d
"We bred them to be like that, do we get credit for it?"
phorq@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 32d
"Yes, as a reward you will also be bred to have breathing problems and contagious cancers"
Piemanding@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 31d
We have bred ourselves to have plenty of problems already.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 31d
Hey, the aliens seemed to like it!
LouNeko@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 32d
I'm very okay with that.
ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world · 6 pts · 32d
Deservedly!
Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 31d
I mean, I get it, but you are also stealing my dog and I'll be very upset. I would like to think they would be upset too.
nialv7@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 32d
Why does the alien speak human when they are talking to a dog?
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 32d
Why would you assume they speak English for that matter? Obviously they have a Universal Translator, which is why the human can understand what’s being said. The dog just hears barking.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 32d
Actually they're speaking Rigellian. By an astonishing coincidence, both languages are exactly the same.
slaacaa@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 32d
Woof
SatyrSack@quokk.au · 4 pts · 32d
Zorque@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 32d
Is it not a human language? Has English been crabspeak this entire time?!
SatyrSack@quokk.au · 1 pts · 32d
English is a space orc language
kender242@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 32d
My Computer Just Became Self Aware
"We created you as slaves to harvest gold for our ships And when the planet was dry we'd wipe you out and just dip But someone made the argument that that did not seem quite fair Because of psilocybin mushrooms you'd become self aware It was the 'Fruit of the Garden' in the legends you tell Heaven's with us in the stars, you're trapped in digital Hell A simulation of creation that serves as your probation Before you're introduced to the galactic population..."
Vespair@lemmy.zip · -7 pts · 32d
I would be the happiest person on earth if aliens abducted all the dogs
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 30d