c/lemmyshitpost · by cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 32dPlot twist: he’s in the White House bathroom 531 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world
18 Comments
saltesc@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 32d
We're making jokes, but is this a kid held in the President's bathroom?
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 32d
I think this may be from the Epstein files
wander1236@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 32d
This is exactly what a genie would do
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 32d
Like all the wishes in Bedazzled.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 11 pts · 32d
Well, she was the devil but I get your point.
affenlehrer@feddit.org · 6 pts · 32d
Or wishmaster
Blibly@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 32d
That's on you for not being clear. Genie shit 101.
"Piss on me, genie"
zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 32d
Yeah, can't trust a genie ever, you ask them for a billion euros they just cranks up inflation to infinity.
GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 31d
Timmy Turner had the right idea. Norm (MacDonald) the Genie kept fucking him over on his wishes so he got an attorney to write up his final wish in the form of an airtight contract.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 31d
Genie just ends the worlds. If there's no world, there's no contract.
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 32d
The look of sheer sadness on the guy's face is just the cherry on top of the cake.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 32d
a golden shower? he wants to piss?
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 32d
The exact opposite, my friend! He wants to be pissed on.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 31d
Well you know it's clean at least because Trump shits his pants before ever getting there.
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 32d
Imagine him getting all agitated about his dream persons/characters entering his place only to do minor plumbing/decoration and leave.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 32d
Looks like someone didn’t use a wish audit
BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 31d
It could've been worse. Much worse
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl · 4 pts · 31d
I think, that was the wish