I am his lawyer, he is innocent he was just very eepy and needed some sleep. He has 10 children do you know, your honor, how hard is it to feed 10 children in this economy! I rest my case.
Additionally as Mr. Bun-Bun's other lawyer, and a biologist, I would like to point out that those grapes are fresh. They have not been damaged, or crushed as would be necessary were they to be fermented. Our client, the Honorable Mr. Bun-Bun is innocent.
14 Comments
DrCake@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 33d
Those grapes look pretty un-fermented. He has been framed, the question is by who?
IndianaJones@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 33d
Happy cake day!
Una@europe.pub · 17 pts · 33d
I am his lawyer, he is innocent he was just very eepy and needed some sleep. He has 10 children do you know, your honor, how hard is it to feed 10 children in this economy! I rest my case.
Eq0@literature.cafe · 8 pts · 33d
He was indeed very eepy, I can witness
Una@europe.pub · 5 pts · 33d
You would be too if you'd have to feed 10 children in this economy. Poor bunny.
Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 5 pts · 33d
Additionally as Mr. Bun-Bun's other lawyer, and a biologist, I would like to point out that those grapes are fresh. They have not been damaged, or crushed as would be necessary were they to be fermented. Our client, the Honorable Mr. Bun-Bun is innocent.
toynbee@piefed.social · 3 pts · 33d
Your comment reminded me of Sluggy Freelance and how bad of an idea it would be to be that bunny's lawyer.
A recurring theme was him being a "drunken bunny."
Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 2 pts · 33d
Thank you for broadening my horizons: https://www.sluggy.com/
The origin of Mr. Bun-Bun: https://archives.sluggy.com/book.php?chapter=1#1997-09-08
toynbee@piefed.social · 2 pts · 33d
The more Sluggy fans there are, the better the world is.
athatet@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 33d
They have to say allegedly because if it’s proved in a court of law that the bunny didn’t do that then he could sue them.
alexquiniou@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 33d
It could be dead.
Eternal192@anarchist.nexus · 0 pts · 33d
My first thought.
Killed it and used it to make a meme before slaughtering it.
CobraChicken3000@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 33d
I don't know, might've been a set-up
Drusas@fedia.io · 2 pts · 33d
Putting rabbits on their back induces a trance-like state. It's very stressful for them.