No. Sorry. I hate every version of this. You're allowed to perceive the world as you wish, but thanking your God for a service I worked to provide is presumptive, dismissive and rude.
It doesn't take anything away from you, don't worry, I know you put in the work... but we all need space-time and matter to make it happen and nobody did that, God did. 👍
Sure, your collection of molecules cease bonding together, electrical impulses halt and what made you you no longer exists in any recognizable form. It's why we're having problems finding people like Attila the Hun or Michelangelo. They don't exist any longer.
The molecules in my body aren't the ones I'm born with and hopefully won't be the ones I die with. Which ones are my molecules? Is it transitory so the only molecules that are me are the ones in my body right this very moment, in that case don't I cease being in the instant both before and after the present?
What makes me me? And what makes that me recognisable? Does an image count? Or a description? Does it have to be the specific arrangement of molecules that exist only in the present mentioned earlier?
Sure you can't find attila or Michelangelo but does that mean they don't exist? You've mentioned their names, they're in that sense recognisable.
I can also dive into pedantic ping pong regarding when is a boat no longer a boat but I'll leave it with this. If you can find me Atilla the Hun or Michelangelo, we will ask them and I'll concede every single one of your points past, present and future.
I know a couple chefs that definitely do not deserve, nor would I think they even want heaven. Those dudes only seemed truly happy when in the thick of it.
34 Comments
HubertManne@piefed.social · 18 pts · 33d
no there is no specific thing for chefs. now christ did say blessed are the cheese makers but its thought he meant all creators of dairy products.
jdr@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 32d
I think it was already obvious that ice cream makers were blessed
nullify3112@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 31d
Those milkshakes have been blessed. Still bringing those boys to the yard.
TheWeirdestCunt@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 32d
Oh! Blessed are the meek! Well they have been having a bad time lately.
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 33d
I only ever hear “and bless the hands that prepared it.” So… that’s an interesting image.
SatyrSack@quokk.au · 4 pts · 32d
Heaven is full of these
inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 33d
God always stealing credit for the food I made. 😒
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 32d
For the ingredients you were given enough intelligence to transform into something tasty.* 😉
inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 32d
No. Sorry. I hate every version of this. You're allowed to perceive the world as you wish, but thanking your God for a service I worked to provide is presumptive, dismissive and rude.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 31d
It doesn't take anything away from you, don't worry, I know you put in the work... but we all need space-time and matter to make it happen and nobody did that, God did. 👍
fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 31d
Yeah god killed that kid when i was kindergarten, now i wear my seat belt all the time. Mysterious ways.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 31d
I didn't know God drove cars but I'm glad you learnt something useful from such a horrible experience.
fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 30d
God did make the space-time and matter to make it happen. 👍
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 30d
He did make it all, and thank God for even a second of life.
schwim@piefed.zip · 7 pts · 33d
They get the same fate as everyone else, which is ceasing to exist.
Fleur_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 32d
I'll let you have this if you can describe what ceasing to exist means
inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 32d
It will be the same sensation you felt before you were born.
Fleur_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 32d
So like when I'm asleep
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 32d
Am I the only person who values their dreams?
schwim@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 32d
Sure, your collection of molecules cease bonding together, electrical impulses halt and what made you you no longer exists in any recognizable form. It's why we're having problems finding people like Attila the Hun or Michelangelo. They don't exist any longer.
Fleur_@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 32d
The molecules in my body aren't the ones I'm born with and hopefully won't be the ones I die with. Which ones are my molecules? Is it transitory so the only molecules that are me are the ones in my body right this very moment, in that case don't I cease being in the instant both before and after the present?
What makes me me? And what makes that me recognisable? Does an image count? Or a description? Does it have to be the specific arrangement of molecules that exist only in the present mentioned earlier?
Sure you can't find attila or Michelangelo but does that mean they don't exist? You've mentioned their names, they're in that sense recognisable.
schwim@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 32d
I can also dive into pedantic ping pong regarding when is a boat no longer a boat but I'll leave it with this. If you can find me Atilla the Hun or Michelangelo, we will ask them and I'll concede every single one of your points past, present and future.
Fleur_@aussie.zone · -2 pts · 32d
They're already found bro, you brought them here.
Infrapink@thebrainbin.org · 6 pts · 32d
Prayers are not thaumaturgy. A person who says grace is asking God to bless the cook, but it's up to God whether that happens
shittydwarf@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 33d
snooggums@piefed.world · 3 pts · 32d
I always thought one of the nihilists looked a lot like Flea, didn't realize it was actually him!
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 32d
I know a couple chefs that definitely do not deserve, nor would I think they even want heaven. Those dudes only seemed truly happy when in the thick of it.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 31d
Hard to go somewhere that doesn't exist 🤷♂️
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 2 pts · 30d
Finally, a real fucken shower thought
Yes, absolutely yes they do.
tensorpudding@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 33d
Only if God himself gives them grace, according to the Calvinists.
decolo@piefed.social · 1 pts · 33d
Chefs would have a terrible time in heaven.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 32d
If there's some halal cocaine in Heaven, maybe they'll do alright, lol.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 31d
either heaven or purgatory.
Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online · 1 pts · 33d
spittingimage@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 31d
Given what I've read about chefs, no amount of prayer would be enough.