me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle

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robocall@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 37d (2 replies)

TJ Maxx employee doesn't care and will leave candle on the shelf for sale when you're done with them

Mok98@feddit.it · 2 pts · 37d (1 reply)

This has definitely happened before, thus the employee having the tranquilizer gun and the training to use it. I also don't think the usage of one candle being the reason for the escalation of force.

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 37d

Not stated: the candle licker is also naked from the waste down.

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 37d

A grizzled old man steps forward, price gun in hand and a glint on the name tag. He whispers, coughs, then repeats at a normal volume:

"A lifetime at Pier One trained me for this."

NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 37d (1 reply)

The imagery is very funny, but what is this about? Does sandalwood taste (or smell) appetizing or something?

Frozengyro@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 37d

I have no idea what it smells like, but it's insanely expensive. So it either smells incredible or it's got great marketing.

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 30d

MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 37d

They were so busy trying to come-up with something out-there enough to resemble "giving Florida-man ideas" that they never stopped to consider whether they should.

Is Florida-man's habitat ready for this?