“I’m still working hard to get back to my full schedule of work in the Senate and in Kentucky, keeping up with intense physical therapy per my doctors’ orders,” McConnell, R-Ky., said in a statement.
What's a "statement?" Just written words somebody claims are from him? It doesn't fucking count unless it's in person in front of legitimate trustworthy journalists.
No, in the previous one they had him feebly pinching a newspaper and it was more obvious that his wife was stopping him from falling over. Same half-vacant, placid expression, though.
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ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 31 pts · 34d
The only thing Old Man McConnell has to do is just have like 6 or so journalists show up individually for like 10 minute interviews.
Instead we are getting these awkward proof of life photos.
abcdqfr@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 33d
Or just have like 6 feet or so of dirt between us. That would also be conclusive.
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 34d
Only because the geriatric fucks in Congress haven’t figured out how to prop up a vegetable in a way that carries any legal authority.
jontree255@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 34d
danekrae@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 34d
"And when he updates, he doesn't seem to be living."
grue@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 34d
What's a "statement?" Just written words somebody claims are from him? It doesn't fucking count unless it's in person in front of legitimate trustworthy journalists.
Pappabosley@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 33d
Isn't that the exact same photo as last time, but they've photoshopped a different shirt colour?
grue@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 33d
No, in the previous one they had him feebly pinching a newspaper and it was more obvious that his wife was stopping him from falling over. Same half-vacant, placid expression, though.
Hazmatastic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 34d
He'll be like this until the beginning of next month, where a sharp decline will lead to his "unfortunate" passing. So tragic, not predictable at all.