c/lemmyshitpost · by Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world · 7dHad to fight off the twinks for this bread 538 points · 37 comments · view on lemmy.world
37 Comments
funkajunk@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 7d
Feels weird the hand is white but the abs are melanated af
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 7d
That's just his boyfriend standing behind him
RBWells@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 7d
Hand model, gloves all the time!
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 7d
Perhaps you had to fight off an army of twinks because you took the whole pallet
Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 7d
sorry I couldn't help myself
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space · 8 pts · 7d
Yum yum, such nice... bread you have there! Thank you, dear Sir!
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::: spoiler Technically not NSFW
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 7d
Fixed it for you.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 7d
That's quite a lot of bread. You must've been beating them off with both hands!
nullify3112@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 6d
There. Fixed the title for you.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 7d
Goddamn bread calling me out.
Zephyr@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 6d
The twinks are in another aisle
deft@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 7d
Need someone to butter your biscuits?
zarathustrad@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 6d
We can make wine with the yeast we find inside your panties, and then drink it while we are eating out, down at the seafood shanty.
skisnow@lemmy.ca · -1 pts · 7d
Bread makes you fat.
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · 19 pts · 7d
Any food makes you fat if consumed enough.
zikzak025@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 7d
How much celery do I need to eat before we change the definition of food?
guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 9 pts · 7d
Well, the problem is that celery isn’t food. It’s an abomination
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 7d
I'm torn. I can see where you're coming from but there are exceptions:
Celery is a perfectly acceptable delivery vessel for hummus
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 6d
Though it is annoyingly allergenic compared to carrots or peppers which also taste better.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 6d
Huh, I never knew one could be allergic to celery.
Maybe that's proof we're evolving
Cort@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 6d
I'm sure there's a hummus that's delicious enough for you to eat it off a toilet seat. That doesn't mean toilets (or celery) are food.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 6d
Actually toilet seats aren't that bad, it's toilet bowls I won't eat near...
That's how I've proven celery is clearly a food, even if inferior. Now, I've submitted you got the tesseract ban list and will refuse all further discourse on the matter.
Fuckyouerymuch Flambonkscious
0ops@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 6d
It's a movie quote
skisnow@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 7d
yes well done
0ops@piefed.zip · 11 pts · 7d
BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!
skisnow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 7d
judging from the downvotes and righteous indignation, it was a more obscure reference than I thought.
0ops@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 6d
Bro I've made the same reference on the fediverse at least a couple times and got the same response. I guess not a lot of people read Scott Pilgrim.
Edit: The line made it into the movie too: https://youtu.be/aCQDUvzGJ3w
skisnow@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 6d
there was a whole song about it in the Netflix cartoon
Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 7d
who said I was eating it? lol I have other plans
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 7d
Stapling it to trees?
Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 7d
putting them in clear glass jars for later use
Wren@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 7d
Frosted.
Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 7d
more like glazed
Wren@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 7d
You must be well hydrated.
Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 7d
I drink a shit ton of brando because it has electrolytes !
webp@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 7d
Mold fetish
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 7 pts · 7d
...if you are a monster that eat 10kg of bread per meal
I have bread in almost every meal that has pasta, veggies, cutlets, meat...and i am still not fat, just moderate yourself