Oh, that's hardly true. I also want to hear about Alex Jones when he's (a) living penniless on the streets, (b) suffering a painful and humiliating disease, or (c) dead.
Pretty sure I recently saw on Infowars that his head blew up and he was replaced with a doppelganger. Really makes you think they're on to something. A truly fine news source in this age of disinformation.
The Alex Jones you see is an imposter. The real Alex Jones, now deseased, would never stand up against Trump for starting an illegal war based on lies and conspiracies.
Gonna be honest I have not thought about Alex Jones since Knowledge Fight ended. Honestly I think its been way better for my mental health but I do miss having some inkling as to what is going on in the insane right grifter community.
For every Tuck Buckford, there are a zillion others, all clawing to be the next top grifter. I used to dip into some of their podcasts to monitor the crazy and it's really quite wild. Most of them all seem to hate each other and the constant alliances and later schisms was rather funny to take in.
Most of them seem to think others are CIA plants running "psyops".
Anyway, here are some of the characters I remember that had books and podcasts, etc. - some of them have died since - Alan Watt, Jan Irvin, the guy that ran Red Ice (used to be kooky conspiracy thing, now openly white supremacist, I guess? I don't remember that being so apparent in the mid-00s or whenever I last sampled some podcasts), David Icke, Jim Marrs, Jordan Maxwell, Bill Cooper....
Alex Jones should love the draft. It's the easiest way for the government to "Deport" brown American citizens. Off to Iran they go, into the meat grinder!
So hilarious that these smoothbrains spent the 90s thinking that the likes of Janet Reno were coming for their gerns and ammo and bunkers and MREs, along with the likes of Bill Clinton (and later, Obama and Hillary). I mean, I LTFOL at that...
Then they get all onboard with the trump train and then get pikachu face when it turns out that....THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR OWN HOUSE when it comes to problematic leaders looking to fundamentally change America.
I think the InfoWars entity protected him from personal liability. The assets from that have been seized and sold off in a lot of cases to fund that, but he can spin up new enterprises and has done so and is trying to shift attention there
The grift gotta have contingencies lest he the STRONG PATRIOT BETA CUCK be know as a grifter who sold out his own country to foreign capital. He is clearly apart of the sea of deep state fascist international dildos who flood the zone with nonsense to diffuse revolutionary potential. He is no different from those who went to the island.
"Thats all I have to say about that" - Forest Gump
47 Comments
YoFrodo@lemmy.world · 96 pts · 21d
I only want to hear about Alex Jones when hes paying the families he harassed. I dont give a shit what he thinks otherwise. Fuck Alex Jones
aramis87@fedia.io · 24 pts · 21d
Oh, that's hardly true. I also want to hear about Alex Jones when he's (a) living penniless on the streets, (b) suffering a painful and humiliating disease, or (c) dead.
PenguinMage@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 21d
I would like that as a timeline actually.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 13 pts · 21d
Alex Jones will never pay for that and he will always desperately try to stay popular enough to sell his snake oil.
Nomad@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 21d
Yeah well him using his clout to oppose Trump is a good thing. Broken clock and all that ...
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 20d
He just wants to keep other fascists in power as Trump fades.
BranBucket@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 21d
I wouldn't mind hearing about him falling down a flight of stairs, being bitten by a rabid bat, or getting lockjaw.
ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works · 58 pts · 21d
Pretty sure I recently saw on Infowars that his head blew up and he was replaced with a doppelganger. Really makes you think they're on to something. A truly fine news source in this age of disinformation.
Almacca@aussie.zone · 15 pts · 21d
The evidence is incontrovertible. :sips hogwater:
ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 21d
Hogwater is fucking delicious.
Almacca@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 21d
With a nice crab salts chaser.
I fucking love that channel.
sam_the_tech@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 21d
Stop wasting all of your urine by flushing it down the toilet! Turn that piss into gold!
scottmeme@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 20d
And if you have too much gold, turn it back into piss
Asafum@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 21d
I absolutely fucking love what they are doing now! It's absurdly hilarious... Such a good show now
eurodyne@piefed.world · 8 pts · 20d
Tim Heidecker does the voice perfectly
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 20d
I'm worried about his throat though.
eurodyne@piefed.world · 1 pts · 20d
Even Stephen Colbert had to admit that he couldn’t do the Trump voice anymore because it was screwing up his throat
ryannathans@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 21d
I'm gonna need a link to that 👀 that's hilarious
Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 21d
https://youtube.com/shorts/BJp-C38Avh4?is=_PwF29Gxt3Urakz5
ryannathans@aussie.zone · -4 pts · 21d
What has the onion done, that wasn't even funny
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 20d
Guys I've found Alex Jones his Lemmy account!
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 20d
Popped like a balloon.
And thankfully for that Whataburger employee, it was not in fact his fault. I believe that we have confirmed that.
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 21d
Alex Jones desperately tries to remain relevant, news at 11.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 21d
He's more relevant now than ever. This is the first time I've actually elected to watch Infowars. XD
eurodyne@piefed.world · 5 pts · 20d
Infowars has gotten much more entertaining lately
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 20d
That's because Alex Jones exploded. I saw it on Infowars so it must be true.
Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 21d
Wait, I could swear he popped like a balloon in his car? No way would the fine folks at info wars tell a lie.
https://youtube.com/shorts/BJp-C38Avh4?is=_PwF29Gxt3Urakz5
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 20d
The Alex Jones you see is an imposter. The real Alex Jones, now deseased, would never stand up against Trump for starting an illegal war based on lies and conspiracies.
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 20d
Damn Dems at it again
Catma@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 21d
Gonna be honest I have not thought about Alex Jones since Knowledge Fight ended. Honestly I think its been way better for my mental health but I do miss having some inkling as to what is going on in the insane right grifter community.
andrej@feddit.org · 3 pts · 20d
Absolutely the same. I miss the guys. I do not miss Alex.
compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 20d
Dan has a new show called Show Me State of Mind, and I’m really enjoying it. Scratches that KF itch, and I don’t have to hear Alex any more!
andros_rex@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 20d
Any KF fans also watching the Onion show? I’m curious what people think about it versus some of Dan and Jordan’s concerns.
CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 20d
For every Tuck Buckford, there are a zillion others, all clawing to be the next top grifter. I used to dip into some of their podcasts to monitor the crazy and it's really quite wild. Most of them all seem to hate each other and the constant alliances and later schisms was rather funny to take in.
Most of them seem to think others are CIA plants running "psyops".
Anyway, here are some of the characters I remember that had books and podcasts, etc. - some of them have died since - Alan Watt, Jan Irvin, the guy that ran Red Ice (used to be kooky conspiracy thing, now openly white supremacist, I guess? I don't remember that being so apparent in the mid-00s or whenever I last sampled some podcasts), David Icke, Jim Marrs, Jordan Maxwell, Bill Cooper....
ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl · 12 pts · 20d
I hear Alex Jones popped like a balloon in his car. Whoever this body double is don't believe him. He looks like a crisis actor to me.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RX8-VGDK1vQ&pp=0gcJCWQCo7VqN5tD
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 20d
"welp, the right wing grift resulted in me losing everything. Better publicly turn on trump to try to stay relevant"
Congrats on joining the double losers club, Alex. MTG will keep you warm, I'm sure.
nomecks@lemmy.wtf · 7 pts · 21d
Alex Jones should love the draft. It's the easiest way for the government to "Deport" brown American citizens. Off to Iran they go, into the meat grinder!
CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 20d
So hilarious that these smoothbrains spent the 90s thinking that the likes of Janet Reno were coming for their gerns and ammo and bunkers and MREs, along with the likes of Bill Clinton (and later, Obama and Hillary). I mean, I LTFOL at that...
Then they get all onboard with the trump train and then get pikachu face when it turns out that....THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR OWN HOUSE when it comes to problematic leaders looking to fundamentally change America.
sculptor0725@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 20d
News stories like this will enable him to rebuild. Stop it!
Jax@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 20d
Doesn't he still owe 1.5 billion to the Sandy Hook victims?
Won't this essentially just be funneled to them?
sculptor0725@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 20d
I think the InfoWars entity protected him from personal liability. The assets from that have been seized and sold off in a lot of cases to fund that, but he can spin up new enterprises and has done so and is trying to shift attention there
Jax@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 20d
Ah, gotcha.
Wait, does that mean the Onion essentially owes the Sandy Hook survivors? Or are they not taking on that debt?
sculptor0725@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 20d
babysmokesalot@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 21d
The grift gotta have contingencies lest he the STRONG PATRIOT BETA CUCK be know as a grifter who sold out his own country to foreign capital. He is clearly apart of the sea of deep state fascist international dildos who flood the zone with nonsense to diffuse revolutionary potential. He is no different from those who went to the island.
abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 20d
Something something Broken Clock something
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 20d
This is an imposter as the real Alex Jones popped like balloon in his car
rImITywR@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 21d
based..?
Steve@startrek.website · 4 pts · 21d
No, pathetic.