Curses

Fucking rude.

Can i hire you to sit on a shelf and just cast this spell regularly, like an automatic perfume sprayer?

Power word: scroll

It fizzles on the stack - I'm always aware of that.

This image is NOT AI, it's titled Seer, and is by Myles Pinkney.

I cast Power Word: Inpatient Treatment Center

I’m bored as shit

Awareness matters not.

This is a welcome boon! Thanks wizzy.

Spell failed. Magic resistance too high. From all the weed. Wizard weed.

I have immunity from waiting in line.

you fuckin

I cast Melf's Magic Slow Workday. Its still got 7 hours and 20 minutes till it ends

I don't even know where my phone is. I'm wasting on my time doomscrolling on my ThinkPad thank you very much

Detect Doomscroll

Och 🫪😟 okay then, see you later 🙂☺️ !