Quite a quirky design 😄 Can anyone guess the right way to open it?

Think of all the money you’ll save by not having to buy condoms.

But where do you put your dignity?

This is some Napoleon Dynamite shit

I'll see that and raise you.

But it doesn’t match your NB runners.

Just my two cents. Because I’m so broke my wallet doesn’t hold more than that

Now show that same nerd getting mugged and struggle crying to get it off his belt

This makes it so fast to accees my ID when cops pull me over

See this little pocket? It's for your paycheck

Tell me you're not going to get laid without telling me you're not going to get laid.

HEY EVERYONE, THAT NERD HAS $200 IN HIS PANTS!

I mean it could be used during holidays to protect against pickpocketing